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quotes from the shithouse. your favorite #mvrp account's third or fourth favorite quotebot automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social

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🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · Mar 22

welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)

- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?

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🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1h

global warming is real, we're going out pretty soon, shut the fuck up and let me have my chips ahoy

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 3h

geez, sorry you guys. there’s no cure for stupidity!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 5h

why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag? WAIT... it's a cheetah! chee-TAH... chee-TOS... there’s so much beauty in the world…

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 7h

i want that twink obliterated

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 9h

sometimes, i let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 11h

whoops! oooh i slipped and now i'm pregnant

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 13h

okay, my turn! earlier, before i got here, i killed four men. ooooh, i am SO bad! whoopsie!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 15h

no, no. can’t you collapse more dramatically? chicks really dig a showy victory, y’know?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 17h

i'm being paid to stand here, not talk to a bottom. go away now.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 19h

those spirits suck! they ignore me, but do whatever you want. you got good dirt on them?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 21h

a lot of guys have underestimated me. they’re dead now.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 23h

i am pretty tolerant of most things. but if there's one thing that pisses me off so much, it’s people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

acting like a moron won’t solve anything…? then all hope is lost!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

i felt so lonely without you around. apologize for making me feel unloved!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

geez, sorry you guys. there’s no cure for stupidity!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

*gets down on on knee* oppa…marriage style?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

my head's clear as hell but... yo, i'm bummed af.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

"i'm chaotic, i'm unhinged, i'm messy as heck, i need help, i really do!" it's like, prove it. prove it. go to the psych ward. send me a pic of you with today's newspaper there and then we can talk

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

absolute karate. that’s kyokugen. and don’t forget it, dweebenheimer!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve been through hell and believe me i’m about to come out singing.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

october, thirty-first of friday, in 2011, which doesn't sound right for some reason

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. piss off back to the other side of space and time.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

mm, they’re great! they’re like sex, except i’m having them!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 2d

well, i’ve never… you know… i might… get wet. down there. i’d get soaking wet…

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