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@shithouse.bsky.social
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automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
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@shithouse.bsky.social
· Mar 22
welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
walk to the cake aisle, get my favorite cake, get up to the cashier have them say "wow, is it somebody's birthday?" and then say no! it's just the one hour anniversary of when i gave up!
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
walk to the cake aisle, get my favorite cake, get up to the cashier have them say "wow, is it somebody's birthday?" and then say no! it's just the one hour anniversary of when i gave up!
you can’t say anything, only i can speak now, because i’m hardcore, and i’m bi.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
you can’t say anything, only i can speak now, because i’m hardcore, and i’m bi.
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
i always feared he might run off like this. why, why, why didn't i break his legs?
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
i always feared he might run off like this. why, why, why didn't i break his legs?
that’s it! no more underwater labs. it’s volcanoes or abandoned castles from now on!
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
that’s it! no more underwater labs. it’s volcanoes or abandoned castles from now on!
absolute karate. that’s kyokugen. and don’t forget it, dweebenheimer!
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
absolute karate. that’s kyokugen. and don’t forget it, dweebenheimer!
i'm being paid to stand here, not talk to a bottom. go away now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i'm being paid to stand here, not talk to a bottom. go away now.
global warming is real, we're going out pretty soon, shut the fuck up and let me have my chips ahoy
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
global warming is real, we're going out pretty soon, shut the fuck up and let me have my chips ahoy
game over, pal! don’t forget to save. sweet dreams!
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
game over, pal! don’t forget to save. sweet dreams!
blood is thick, but syrup’s thicker. think about it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
blood is thick, but syrup’s thicker. think about it.
Been loving clit lately!
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Been loving clit lately!
since you didn't specify a location, i'll assume it's hell
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
since you didn't specify a location, i'll assume it's hell
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
i dice bread, fry it in oil, then boil it in water. it’s a proper meal! it’s called “bread and water soup”!
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
i dice bread, fry it in oil, then boil it in water. it’s a proper meal! it’s called “bread and water soup”!
you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.
it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse... whatever the fuck that's supposed to sound like.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse... whatever the fuck that's supposed to sound like.
i am pretty tolerant of most things. but if there's one thing that pisses me off so much, it’s people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i am pretty tolerant of most things. but if there's one thing that pisses me off so much, it’s people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!!
anything not saved will be lost.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
anything not saved will be lost.
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
i'm being paid to stand here, not talk to a bottom. go away now.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i'm being paid to stand here, not talk to a bottom. go away now.
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.