Shirley
shirlthegurl.bsky.social
Shirley
@shirlthegurl.bsky.social
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No one understands what I would do for a Greggs sausage roll right now
Never have I wished I had spent the $250 more than I have now #idlovetobeanasshole
God imagine if my kid was anything like him omg
My biggest fear is having a child that wants to be something lame and pathetic for Halloween
When everyone is stupid so you can’t even have the slightest bit of fun requesting on venmo
Need to stop treating Thursday nights like I’m a college girl and start treating them like I’m the corporate girlie I am #whydoidothistomyself #sixhoursinbed
Nap between job type beat today
Another day of goofy moments lol drinking at 10am rush home for a 2pm zoom with a full grown man that genuinely thinks I’m dumb like sorry I’m just a kid living life
Felling like Cinderella 😗✌️
So goofy being a kid at an adult job cause what do you mean I was at the bar last night and I’m texting about silly little kid things and my coworkers are calling their wife because the daycare called and their toddler is sick
Olivia Dean marry me pretty please
Normalize paying people when they request you on Venmo #imowedalmost300bucks
Saw a sign in a church yard that said “1/3 of Gen Z is… ABORTED” and I had to chuckle like I thought you all hated us because we don’t believe in your bullshit but now you’re wishing there were more of us???
Cleaned my lunch dishes from the past three weeks that have been piled in my room #turningmylifearound
Got hit on by a 16 (?) year old, heard in the bathroom “one more time and I’m going back to jail or an inpatient facility” and then sliced my knuckles off! #ilovework
Istg if they don’t play jump around tomorrow I’m throwing hands
They brought dogs to work and suddenly I love life again
FUCK YOU SPIRIT except this time in all caps cause now im really mad
Whenever a rando likes my bluesky I block them #iwantaprivateaccount
Just a casual Monday night cry over needed to be in England yesterday (I spent all weekend admitting I can’t go and said today I’m not going yet)
Fuck you spirit come on now
Saw an ICE recruitment ad on TV today… is this what nazi Germany felt like?