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Shirley

Shirley

@shirlthegurl.bsky.social

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Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 1d

No one understands what I would do for a Greggs sausage roll right now

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 1d

Never have I wished I had spent the $250 more than I have now #idlovetobeanasshole

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 2d

God imagine if my kid was anything like him omg

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 3d

My biggest fear is having a child that wants to be something lame and pathetic for Halloween

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 5d

When everyone is stupid so you can’t even have the slightest bit of fun requesting on venmo

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 7d

a cartoon character is sitting next to a cauldron of water

ALT: a cartoon character is sitting next to a cauldron of water

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Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 7d

a cartoon witch is jumping in the air while wearing a hat .

ALT: a cartoon witch is jumping in the air while wearing a hat .

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Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 11d

Need to stop treating Thursday nights like I’m a college girl and start treating them like I’m the corporate girlie I am #whydoidothistomyself #sixhoursinbed

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 13d

Nap between job type beat today

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 16d

Another day of goofy moments lol drinking at 10am rush home for a 2pm zoom with a full grown man that genuinely thinks I’m dumb like sorry I’m just a kid living life

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 17d

Felling like Cinderella 😗✌️

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 17d

So goofy being a kid at an adult job cause what do you mean I was at the bar last night and I’m texting about silly little kid things and my coworkers are calling their wife because the daycare called and their toddler is sick

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 23d

Olivia Dean marry me pretty please

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 25d

Normalize paying people when they request you on Venmo #imowedalmost300bucks

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 27d

Saw a sign in a church yard that said “1/3 of Gen Z is… ABORTED” and I had to chuckle like I thought you all hated us because we don’t believe in your bullshit but now you’re wishing there were more of us???

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · 29d

Cleaned my lunch dishes from the past three weeks that have been piled in my room #turningmylifearound

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Oct 4

Got hit on by a 16 (?) year old, heard in the bathroom “one more time and I’m going back to jail or an inpatient facility” and then sliced my knuckles off! #ilovework

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Oct 3

Istg if they don’t play jump around tomorrow I’m throwing hands

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Oct 3

They brought dogs to work and suddenly I love life again

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Oct 3

Just a little 37 hours consumed by work in 3 days #thisisnotanexaggeration #myheadhurts #notsurethisisparttime

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Oct 1

FUCK YOU SPIRIT except this time in all caps cause now im really mad

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Sep 30

Whenever a rando likes my bluesky I block them #iwantaprivateaccount

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Sep 30

Just a casual Monday night cry over needed to be in England yesterday (I spent all weekend admitting I can’t go and said today I’m not going yet)

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Sep 27

Fuck you spirit come on now

Shirley @shirlthegurl.bsky.social · Sep 27

Saw an ICE recruitment ad on TV today… is this what nazi Germany felt like?