Boli
@shiftbreak.bsky.social
Media sponger. Meme crosser.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
My ticket replies
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My ticket replies
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
But I, being poor, have only my memes;
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
August 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
But I, being poor, have only my memes;
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
July 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
ZOMBO
zombo.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
My grief counsellor just died.
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My grief counsellor just died.
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
June 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
So, apparently this exists.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So, apparently this exists.
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This haiku is broke
First and second lines okay
but last one sucks.
First and second lines okay
but last one sucks.
January 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This haiku is broke
First and second lines okay
but last one sucks.
First and second lines okay
but last one sucks.
Warhammer for Grandmas.
December 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Warhammer for Grandmas.
Another broccoli smuggler busted in police sting operation.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Another broccoli smuggler busted in police sting operation.
The advantages of simple origami are twofold.
December 2, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The advantages of simple origami are twofold.
It's that time of year again.
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
It's that time of year again.
...by Pawel Kuczynsky
October 23, 2024 at 9:01 AM
...by Pawel Kuczynsky
The 5 Stages of Meetings
1. Denial
"This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all."
2. Anger
Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?
1. Denial
"This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all."
2. Anger
Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?
October 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM
The 5 Stages of Meetings
1. Denial
"This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all."
2. Anger
Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?
1. Denial
"This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all."
2. Anger
Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?
