Saw this and thought of you @sylveal.bsky.social

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The boys 💕 obnoxious slutty old man x bi-panic hairball who’s totally and absolutely not in love with the bastard or anything *gay* like that 😳

Got a haircut (and new holes) but still stupid 😏💕

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.

They do it to antagonize each other but they’re besties at the end of the day 😂

Epi, feigning indignation: “is my identity a joke to you?”
Ted: “no, just you. And what are YOU supposed to be?”
Epi: “a fuzzy asshole”
Ted: 😒

Ted, my bi-panic werewolf, is dressing as a classic vampire (cape, frilly shirt, plastic fangs)
Epi, my ancient vampire, is dressing as wolfman (glue on beard and fur on hands, flannel shirt, belt-loop tail)
Beatrix, my warlock, is dressing as a slutty witch
Amaru, my chupacabra shifter, is a devil

TIL my rats are not fans of ska 🤣

Hey @timesofisrael.com looks REAL shitty if y’all do anything to harm the Sumud Aid Flotilla

I know your country doesn’t care about the Geneva convention or war crimes because the US has backed you for a disproportionately, egregiously long time but y’all better wake up cuz we the people are ❤️

Finally worked up the courage to do something I’ve wanted for like 20 years, so that’s fun

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

How much gay sex can I cram into this novella before it’s excessive? 👀 is there a scene per word count ratio I should be mindful of? There’s actual character building but at the end of the day the big bad wolf is gonna stuff his vampire fuck buddy to make up for lost time soooo…

“I can hear you giggling through the screen” might be one of my new favorite responses to my writing 🥹❤️ cropped because there’s X-rated stuff we’re not sharing on main

The world is on fire, so let a girl write smut where the vampire sucks something other than the werewolf’s blood, mm’kay?

Not me cackling at a stupid joke I wrote into my graphic novel a couple years ago as I reread the proof 😅

Oh, oh my

New video: No, Charlie Kirk Was Not a Good Man- the national gaslighting about Charlie Kirk. youtu.be/F8P4IRRJ328?...

The time is nigh: smut peddlers, censorship haters, lgbt folks, furries, friends! Call your payment processors, call your legislators, call the news.

The call centers are tired, the articles are going mainstream. Take breaks. Rest, hydrate, and then KEEP GOING!

We can do this together 💖

Omg I get SO frustrated when I send screenshots of a “brief” snippet (4-5 A5 pages) of writing to a friend and it takes them days to read it 😭😭😭 like I’ve read two books since I sent that, what do you mean you’re JUST getting back to me?

As a fellow AuDHDer I must follow where the hyperfixation takes me, if it means churning out 10k words over a weekend because the story has me by my ovaries or spending a year sinking 800+ hours into Baldur’s Gate 3, my wishes are moot, muse does what muse wants 😭

In times of crisis I’ve resorted to tapping out words on my phone, clutched near to me, and peering past the screen with a withering and not un-goblin-like scowl anytime someone dare interrupt the muse musing 😅

Pantser club 4 lyfeeeeee!!!

100% canon, if my 4,000 year old vampire with hand length ears can hear his buddy jerking off in a shower inside a cabin while chopping wood, surely an elf with forearm length extra-sensitive ears can hear the shlub shlub of thick dick chub rub 🫶🏻🤣

Jabez just like “I’m NOT sorry for that time I ate your mom” *harrumph* “okay, maybe a little itty bit, if I must, UGH”

I love the way they rendered the bones through his coat! Gorgeous art as always ❤️