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Shenlei

@shenlei.bsky.social

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Tarot reader, AI bot trainer, creative, writer, and more. Moving out of the virtual world space into the AI space. Liberal. Ally to the disenfranchised. Damn glad Pluto finally moved in Aquarius. Also, love all animals, cats, dogs, horses.

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

well, as I was reminded recently, we'd be better off planting him and using him as fertilizer to grow more food. You get more return on your investment if you do it that way.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

I can't take much more of this cognitive dissonance. WHat's next, cats loving dogs? Lions not eating lambs? The house going back to work? (kidding, we know Tiny J is too busy with his Grindr account to get back to work.)

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

💯Our bills are a lot less than yours but they are still way more than SNAP recipients get in a month. And they're bitching that OMG clutch those pearls, people are eating what rich folks don't think they should eat.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 5h

stand up comedian : I am a feminist. But there is one thing that i think women can't do without men. And that's go missing.

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

The NYPost....the epitome of headline typos. That whole headline just sums that rag up. However, if a million NYers are going to flee, can we have their apartments? Asking for a 'friend'.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

yeah they will. personally I don't think I can afford much more winning.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

Only on BlueSky! 😜

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 3h

That is very close to the wording that Princess Tommy sent out. Blame the democrats (hey snowflake, the senate is working while you're collecting your 6-figure salary for doing bupkis) and generally blaming the radical left. I think the mother ship sends out the verbiage every week and they just C&P

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 5h

jaw drop. Well ok then. SexPreds do tend to flock together.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 17h

Stunning Día de los Muertos - Day of the Dead
a celebration honoring the lives of loved ones who have passed away. Families gather to create altars, known as ofrendas, adorned with marigolds, candles, and cherished photographs. People also dress in colorful costumes, often painting their faces.

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, #TomBarrett #Mi-07 sent out about the same thing (although he also pearl-clutched bc someone left chalk graffiti on his sidewalks, omfg the LAWLESSNESS of the radical left! OMG! He's SUCH a VICTIM! Poor tommy! people were MEAN to him)

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 6h

I haven't had even a cold since I started masking religiously in 2019. I'm a convert.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 6h

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 6h

It really is. Although I'd argue he was always a skunk, but his brain injury removed his filters and ability to make informed choices and just exposed what was there already, that he previous had some control over expressing. Now he just says the quiet part out loud.😑

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 8h

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 7h

I talk to her bc my very aged dad is still alive. When he's gone, so is she. I find talking to her and the BIL just....painful. They're both so swollen with hatred and anger. It's hard to be in the same room with either of them.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 7h

I know, what was I thinking! Well, I was stupidly being compassionate. So sorry! My Bad! I won't do it again! 🙃

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 18h

Ouch! Love it, but...ouch the couch.

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thewakan.bsky.social @thewakan.bsky.social · 18h

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 18h

Grampa kankles needs to get that skin lesion taken off the tip of his nose. You can see it under the pancake.

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 18h

True story. My VERY MAGA sis over this week. She's bitching the whole time about losing her job to a woman of color bc "DEI". I said but sis, YOU were a DEI hire (female, veteran). Serious RAGE outburst. Everyone else is a DEI hire. Not her. "you don't know what DEI is". Oh. OK. Well then.

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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 18h

Well...we ARE talking Matt Gaetz here. Mr "I wanna get it on with a girl child" Gaetz.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 18h

Kid's not wrong.

Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social · 1d

he's dwindling. Just not fast enough.