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mads

@sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social

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Abolitionist, menacing capricorn, cat mama, etc. she/they ❤️🧡🤍💖

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16h

Mamdani did this without tacking to the center by accepting republican framing and throwing marginalized people under the bus or even apologizing for being socialist; something that party operatives who actually want to win might learn from.

THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 18h

Across the city, more than 164,000 New Yorkers flocked to the polls this weekend for the first two days of early voting, according to the Board of Election, a staggering turnout that nearly matches the entire early voting count in 2021.

First Weekend of Early Voting Shatters Record, as Mamdani Rallies Thousands in Queens

Turnout was massive across all five boroughs, with voters telling THE CITY that they were motivated to vote for — and against — the Democratic nominee.

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 3d

her and those gd feet

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

19 years ago today, Taylor Swift released her debut self-titled album.

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 4d

lt would be so sick if judges knew 4A existed. Too bad they can’t read or hear ❤️‍🩹

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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 5d

Actual judges: “The search violated the Fourth Amendment but liiiiiiiiike . . . Look at all the evidence they found. It was just a lil oopsie. I’m sure the cops won’t do it again. Motion to suppress denied. Too bad about that right you had though.”

Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 5d

TV judge: “The search violated the Fourth Amendment and therefore all of this evidence is automatically excluded as fruit of the poisonous tree.”

Me: “Wouldn’t that be nice.”

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Over a sharp dissent from Justice Sonia Sotomayor, joined by Justices Kagan & Jackson, the Supreme Court will not stop Alabama from killing Anthony Boyd tonight.

Sotomayor tells the reader to count to four minutes on their phone. "Now imagine for that entire time, you are suffocating."

JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR, with whom JUSTICE KAGAN and

JUSTICE JACKSON join, dissenting from the denial of appli-
cation for stay and denial of certiorari.

Take out your phone, go to the clock app, and find the
stopwatch. Click start. Now watch the seconds as they

climb. Three seconds come and go in a blink. At the thirty-
second mark, your mind starts to wander. One minute

passes, and you begin to think that this is taking a long
time. Two . . . three . . . . The clock ticks on. Then, finally,
you make it to four minutes. Hit stop.
Now imagine for that entire time, you are suffocating.

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

The high that I get from approaching the bench with case law in hand, my key points highlighted…

“Your Honor, I have a copy for your review, and one for the Commonwealth if they’d like to follow along. I’ll direct your attention to page X, line X…. “

(get absolutely fucked)

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

the Louvre heist… such whimsy. dedication. delivery. and lowkey a decolonial practice if u think about it… a real serve

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

Definitely :/ I also really do not understand many fans’ need to deny that she’s (clearly) had work done?? It’s not a personal moral failing, but it is important to acknowledge that 35 year old women don’t look like that! Her work is not an anomaly, it’s the industry standard. And that’s fucked!

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

So glad you’re here 💖💐

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

LOL so true. like… you can afford better than this ma’am 🫠

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

Her old nose was so cute. I miss her real teeth. The brow lift/upper bleph was totally unnecessary. I understand the celebrity pressure with simple botox, but all of the filler causing that puffiness is soooo not needed. She’s looking uncanny valley 😭 Comparing Midnights era face to now is wild

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

like I’ve earned these wrinkles!! from raising my eyebrows at the bullshit and joy maxing in laughter!! they’re MY creases!!!

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

also daily sunscreen and a retinol is perfectly adequate to keep me looking lovely while conservatives age like frogs boiling on concrete in the sun 🌞💐

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

in my early 20s I used to think that wanting botox would be inevitable, but now going on 29… keep that shit away from me!!!

aging is a gift. I’ve seen so much unexpected loss over the last few years — friends, friends’ parents, former classmates. genocide across the global south. aging is a GIFT

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

checking everything off my to-do list before 5pm 😎😎😎 rare w

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 5d

I’m still not over “they want a fat ass and a baby face” from a woman with an obvious nose job, upper bleph, and a face puffed up w/ Juvederm LOL genuinely insane

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

let me be incomprehensible. let me be!!!

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

That’s so sweet, but it’s all you! 💖💐

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

important!!!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMufGJep/

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

me x my homemade brown sugar oat latte x my current fave album (moisturizer // wet leg) x stardew valley until I have to leave for class at 4 🥳

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

a hot take for you is that I think Hank Green is an annoying, self-important neoliberal who often speaks authoritatively on subjects he lacks the life experience (as a wealthy, middle-aged white dude) to grasp

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 6d

just made the sexiest sandwich oh my GOD rotisserie chicken salad on dave’s killer bread with brie, raspberry preserves, toasted + a lil lettuce 😋🤤

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7d

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 7d

moving to my favorite city and doing a job I love will also slay but… presents first 😌

mads @sheloveshotdogs.bsky.social · 7d

excited to graduate law school not because I’m sick of it (this is actually my first enjoyable semester), but because I want 1. the clout of my fancy lil JD and 2. the presents I will be buying myself for having survived