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physically i’m in microsoft teams
mentally i’m here
mentally i’m here
December 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
physically i’m in microsoft teams
mentally i’m here
mentally i’m here
new outlook feature: telling you what personality disorder everyone will diagnose you with when they receive your unhinged email
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
new outlook feature: telling you what personality disorder everyone will diagnose you with when they receive your unhinged email
I shouldn’t watch heated rivalry for the 4th time right now
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I shouldn’t watch heated rivalry for the 4th time right now
mad men reboot about a gen z marketing firm called mad them
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mad men reboot about a gen z marketing firm called mad them
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
feeling very i love gay people in this chili’s tonight
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
feeling very i love gay people in this chili’s tonight
halloween costume idea: bisexual erasurehead
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
halloween costume idea: bisexual erasurehead
love my gay sons who i watch fuck every week 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
love my gay sons who i watch fuck every week 🥰
u ever hold your cat like a machine gun
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
u ever hold your cat like a machine gun
male middle manager not taking credit for everything the women he works with actually do challenge level: impossible
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
male middle manager not taking credit for everything the women he works with actually do challenge level: impossible
man on a zoom meeting just referred to the meeting as a “show” “due to force of habit for another project” …. imagine outing yourself as a podcaster to 132 people
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
man on a zoom meeting just referred to the meeting as a “show” “due to force of habit for another project” …. imagine outing yourself as a podcaster to 132 people
got new skates yesterday 💜
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
got new skates yesterday 💜
have u ever diva’d so hard
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
have u ever diva’d so hard
bagel shop was closed ready to end it all !!!!!
thinking bout her (bagels)
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
bagel shop was closed ready to end it all !!!!!
thinking bout her (bagels)
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
thinking bout her (bagels)
found out that the same urgent care that misdiagnosed my shingles (twice!) also misdiagnosed my friend when he got shingles!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
found out that the same urgent care that misdiagnosed my shingles (twice!) also misdiagnosed my friend when he got shingles!!
Extra Toasty Cheez-it ™️
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Extra Toasty Cheez-it ™️
