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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jul 26

I need more ENA porn on my phone

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jul 14

I’m like Alvin of chipmunk fame if he was gay and also autistic

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jul 13

The biggest thing I don’t like about the asgore dess truck meme is that it’s unintentionally brought societies attention to Open Season which I consider a crime punishable by death

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jul 11

Please don’t do galaxy gas you fucking morons

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 28

There are such cases

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 28

No

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 28

Ask me again after about 15 minutes

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 28

There’s a very clear answer here

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 18

As per usual, someone cooked here

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · May 5

What I would give to have Kashiwagi from persona 4 corner me in that love hotel…

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Apr 21

I-No

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Apr 21

Dear fucking Christ yes

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beep @beepva.bsky.social · Mar 17

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR46...
@karkatgaming.bsky.social KARKAT GAMING REAL????
@sheerheartdefend.bsky.social JOHN GAMING REAL???
new homestuck comic dub dropped >:3
#homestuck #homestuckcomicdub

an apology, or something like that (homestuck comic dub)

YouTube video by beep

www.youtube.com

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Mar 10

ive heard the phrase "deltarune tomorrow" more times from the deltarune community more times than ive heard the phrase "i love you" from my own father"

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Mar 7

the legendary 5 pound jolly ranchers bag

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jan 12

I don’t wanna beat around the bush but… uuhh… mmmmmmmmmmmm…. Bush….

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jan 12

Ed Peeran

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jan 12

John the cornbread dealer replaced his original recipe with a Betty Crocker replacement and now my arteries keep vibrating and the bathroom won’t stop yelling at me

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Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · Jan 11

Top 10 fingers. Top 10 milk cartons. Top 10 Corium incidents. Top 10 VRAM addresses. Top 10 homeless people named Alexander. Top 10 sediment layers. Top 10 floor stains at Arby’s. Top 10 Ringo Starr sightings. Top 10 songs that you’ve heard before but don’t know the name of or who made it. Top 10 fo

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Jan 11

My jowels ache

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Dec 24

Have a jolly 2017 Litmas

Reposted by Sheer Heart Defend

Zed is not Dead 🏳️‍⚧️ @zed.gay · Dec 24

Me and @goodtato.com, @squidgnz.bsky.social, @foolishbard.bsky.social, @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social have committed a Big Funny.
youtu.be/uFpwGymFM2c

WORMS: QUEER MAYHEM

YouTube video by Zed

youtu.be

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Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Dec 23

To the one customer I had that made me make a full burrito and not pay for it: I hope your arteries clog the next time you come in you dumb fucking cunt

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Dec 22

I am so badass

Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social · Dec 18

Redonkyuh