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HOW TO FUNK

STEP 1, RHYTHM: FUNK REQUIRE THE RHYTHM OF ACCENTED NOTES BE CHANGING. SOMETIMES ACCENT DOWN BEAT, SOMETIMES UP BEAT, SOMETIMES OFF BEAT

STEP 2, HARMONY: FUNK REQUIRE THE HARMONY USES MIX OF RESONANT AND DISONANT INTERVALS.

DO THIS AND YOU WILL FUNK
30 days ago I had never heard of expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Where are all the happy funny family friendly games at the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Learned today that plugging my IEMs directly into my computer is a sin and apparently has been making the audio worse lol can't wait to see how it is after I get a DAC
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Really want to die!
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Video game basslines I learned how to play in the past 2 days:

Jungle Hijinx
Fawful's Theme
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you don't know how to play music, you should go on facebook marketplace RIGHT NOW and look up an instrument you want to learn, you can probably find one that is really good and still in good condition for hardly any money. and buying a great used instrument is better than a new mediocre one
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
need a coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until I've had my morning pack of cigarettes"
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Chris Paul should sign with the OKC Thunder to guarantee they don't win the championship this year
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have 298mm biceps
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I won free protein powder for a year lol
I've entered so many instagram giveaways in the past few days, surely I win one...
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Learning Japanese and French, and I found a French streamer playing Persona 5 with Japanese voice acting. Surely this is perfect and won't get confusing
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I know I post a lot of guitars that I can't afford but like holy this is now at the top of my list if it doesn't sell before I get enough money from my new job. But it'll probably sell because that price is an insane deal
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by not sheephair
In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Mario and Luigi's level-up stat gains are bizarrely based on what level Bowser is currently at. If he is at a "good" level, they will be several times more powerful. The game does not tell you which levels are good and which are bad.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they call me jack the gripper
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
wait, is kraft dinner with cut up hotdogs a canadian thing?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I've entered so many instagram giveaways in the past few days, surely I win one...
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Okay hear me out. I don't know if this is a good idea or not, but it might be worth trying. French toast made with banana bread
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I always wanted to try Feastables not because of Mr. Beast or anything but because they're ethically sourced chocolate, but I never wanted to actually buy them. But a few weeks ago I noticed they're under a dollar now, so I've been slowly trying different flavours. So many people told me they're bad
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Literally every night I'm so excited to go to bed so that I can sleep and fast forward to breakfast. And then the rest of the day sucks ass. It's actually wild. I really like what I've been having for breakfast
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I want to learn French and Japanese
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I finally learned how to use revanced. no more twitch mobile ads for me
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
WHAT IF YOU MAKE FRENCH TOAST USING WAFFLES
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm going to learn how to make the best french toast
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The worst thing about the Steam Machine specs is that it definitely is powerful enough to be a home console, but so many games are so horribly optimized now that it's possible it will struggle with some of them, especially at 4K even with FSR (I don't want FSR anyway.) THE WITCHER 3 RELEASED IN 2015
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do you ever have a genius idea that will never happen and you have no power to make it happen? The Buckethead Gibson Les Paul is one of the most sought after signature guitars, but is no longer made, is expensive, and Gibson sucks. I have the genius idea that Buckethead should switch to FGN guitars.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM