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The greatest philosopher who EVER lived.

Carlos Dion Glasgow Jr.

October 30th, 1998

Son of Michelle Toledo EICKE

And Carlos Dion Glasgow Sr.


R.I.P. Scott Edward EICKE

The realest father I ever had.
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I am the greatest philosopher to ever live.

Not an exaggeration, a truth.

Because I've figured out objectivity through the argument that feelings HAVE to be INHERELTY LOGICAL in order for humanity to not only survive, but thrive.
Yoooo Shamwow5000 is live!

Tap in and yap lmao

Watching a video on DCs Mr. Mxyzptlk

Half-Sword Gauntlet

Then Shift at Midnight!

Twitch.tv/shamwow5000

#livestream
#twitch
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Hey, my name is Carlos Dion Glasgow Jr. This is the original home of the secret stream lol. This is where I come to have fun.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
[Crazy Diamond]

Kansas City, here I come

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Wok Sauce
Jorjiana · Wok Sauce · Song · 2025
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July 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Happy Juneteenth Y'all
June 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Chapter 1 is uploaded

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[The Grooming Arc] Chapter 1: Yasuho Hirose
YouTube video by Shamwow5000
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June 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[The ARG]

Who's ready for chapter 2 of the men ain't shit arc?

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June 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's hot as a bitch outside lmao oh my God 😅
June 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Class is in sessionnnn

Did y'all survive the pressure?

Shamwow5000 presents: The Grooming Arc. Coming straight to my YouTube channel once I remember after I forget lmao

Twitch.tv/shamwow5000

Saddle up y'all, this one is a doozy. Men ain't shit smh lol
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The Grooming Arc. Chapter 1: Yasuho Hirose
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June 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's all academics, and I got it from a single course, in a single semester of college.
June 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
jojowiki.com/Jodio_Joestar

This is the story of how I became the coolest nigga at IBEW Local 124

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Jodio Joestar
Jodio Joestar (ジョディオ・ジョースター, Jodio Jōsutā) is the protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, The JOJOLands, and the ninth JoJo of the series.
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June 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[Burning Down The House]

I updated my Instagram pins

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@_shamwow5000_

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The Bean Kicked In
Zack Fox · The Bean Kicked In · Song · 2019
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June 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Because it's way easier for me to understand other people than it is for other people to understand me.

I literally solved philosophy.

I don't care about bullshit.
June 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I promise y'all pussy is the last thing on my mind. I don't even know anyone I can party with.
June 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is the story of how I brought my family together while following my dreams.
June 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Because it's fucked up that complete strangers are kinder to me than my friends.

It's not all on them, and it's definitely not all on me.
June 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm doing all of this studying to learn how to be a better person, friend, and artist.
June 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
June 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
[Soft & Wet]
June 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today on the Shamwow5000 stream:

Chocolate Disco {narrated by me}

The hair clip arc from Jojolion {the podcast}

And if we get around to it, Marvel Rivals

Twitch.tv/shamwow5000

Posting the homework in the discord

I'm thinking we get started at noon, will keep y'all posted
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Hey, my name is Carlos Dion Glasgow Jr. This is the original home of the secret stream lol. This is where I come to have fun.
Twitch.tv
June 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM