shallowman
@shallowman.bsky.social
Call me a commie, call me an ally, call me a shallow man - these are the things I am
Liberals/Conservatives interact at your own peril
Liberals/Conservatives interact at your own peril
Pinned
If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears
Kindness marxists inside all of us
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kindness marxists inside all of us
When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass
It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion
Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!
Must be from my dreams
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Must be from my dreams
Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes
Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism
Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry
This, straight into my veins, please
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This, straight into my veins, please
Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this
If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong
When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!
People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes
If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears
Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late
September 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late
Somewhere in a parallel universe
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Somewhere in a parallel universe
Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident
Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago
Posting this for no apparent reason
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Posting this for no apparent reason
Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk
They are doing the Jews are tired meme again
August 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They are doing the Jews are tired meme again
