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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 1d

In my next life I hope I come back as Jason Bourne only I take out anyone and everyone associated with those god awful Modelo commercials that run nonstop during football season.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 1d

almost as bad as the MY WIFFFFEEEEEE....IS HAVING A BABY!!!!! with a bunch of morons who are watching the WLCP at an airport bar decked out in fan gear for some reason with the only Gator dipshit doing his own play by play on the phone with his wife who is already watching the game at home.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 2d

Does Dabo own a mirror?

If he does, is it one of these mirrors?

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

a man is smiling with the words oh yes that is correct written below him

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

This is what our brain wizards dialed up to waste a down on the goal line when our offense was humming to the tune of 560 yards. We wound up settling for a FG and eventually lost by 1 point.

This kind of hubris deserves a loss honestly.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

our senior QB running all the time off the clock on a worthless scramble instead of throwing the ball downfield on an obvious offsides call is pretty emblematic where this program is now.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

evergreen post

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

Does Tom Allen know that there is this thing called the middle of the field that you have to defend? Fucking easy money for anyone playing us. Embarrassing.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

a man with long black hair is wearing a black suit and tie and says `` hey ! ''

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

Second down and 5. You've been gashing them with the run. Their defense is tired...and you bail them out with 2 passes in a row. These idiots get paid millions of dollars to be this stupid.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

WOW that was pretty TJ Moore!! #WRU

Somewhere Rob Spence is smiling.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

getting cute in the redzone when you've been gashing them with your normal offense 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

pretty sure Conn is heavily involved with special teams, too. just in case you enjoyed that 100 yard kickoff return we gave up where we were actually offsides just to add insult to injury.

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

worst fucking safety duo i've ever seen at Clemson. get these fucking bums off the field. i don't give a fuck if you have to play Dabo's godson from Daniel. fuck Conn and fuck Reed. get them the fuck out of here.

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

pretty sure that's Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

Houston/WVU tied at the half, excuse to post Willie Fritz mohawk pics

Willie Fritz, a boring coach who at one point had an exciting haircut

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

There is word that NASA is investigating the Clemson football program because our corner blitzes are so slow that they actually cause rifts in the space-time continuum that threaten to devour the entire Milky Way

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

worst fucking safety duo i've ever seen at Clemson. get these fucking bums off the field. i don't give a fuck if you have to play Dabo's godson from Daniel. fuck Conn and fuck Reed. get them the fuck out of here.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

yeah coaches are throwing headsets at each other on the sideline. i don't think the team is quitting. just not very talented or particularly well coached. pretty sad scene either way.

Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

Does Tom Allen know that there is this thing called the middle of the field that you have to defend? Fucking easy money for anyone playing us. Embarrassing.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

Leave it to Duke to burn us with white guys who can actually ball 🤦‍♂️

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

I love Antonio Williams. He is such a good player. Can hit you deep, is super slippery on screens, goes over the middle, can get you yardage on jet sweep action. Just a damn good football player.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

anyone know how to get Hulu to have one of those carriage fee impasses with Disney/ESPN so I don't have to watch this Clemson shit today? #MakeItStop

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 3d

ha awesome pic 🧡💜 looks like she's got her callsheet ready in case we go three and out 8x in a row to start the game 😎 get Graham Neff on the phone and tell him she wants that Jimbo/BK buyout clause #ClemsonFamily

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 7d

I have serious concerns about the way Dabo is running his program in this era for obvious reasons, but there is such a disconnect when I see people whom I know are 100% MAGA in the fanbase who trust a lunatic like Trump with the nuclear football question Dabo's management skills in play football.

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 7d

i don't even follow MLB and i watched all 18 innings and my eyes feel like that time i accidentally rubbed them while eating a pizza i forgot had jalapenos on it

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 7d

Riley Gaines hawking ivermectin while we get studies now indicating that the covid shots help fight cancer as an added benefit is just

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Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 9d

lol another third down long gain only this time for the TD.

turning this shit off. pathetic.