mikey (he/him)
@sfij.bsky.social
Are the sunglasses supposed to draw attention away from him being bald?
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Are the sunglasses supposed to draw attention away from him being bald?
Immediate skip if you have this many instagram stories
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Immediate skip if you have this many instagram stories
My flight to Buffalo is in three hours. I guess I’ll pack now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My flight to Buffalo is in three hours. I guess I’ll pack now.
He’s gooning for sure
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He’s gooning for sure
Who got tickets to Robyn’s NYE show in Brooklyn? Tickets sold out in minutes. I need to know the type of sorcery you did to get them.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Who got tickets to Robyn’s NYE show in Brooklyn? Tickets sold out in minutes. I need to know the type of sorcery you did to get them.
The meeting between Mamdani and Trump has me f*cked up. Does Trump have a crush on Mamdani now??? Can’t say I blame him but wtf
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The meeting between Mamdani and Trump has me f*cked up. Does Trump have a crush on Mamdani now??? Can’t say I blame him but wtf
Thankful to be employed but why do I actually have to go???
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thankful to be employed but why do I actually have to go???
Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????
All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!
Nice bulge - me flirting
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nice bulge - me flirting
Catching up with my #rholondon girlies today
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Catching up with my #rholondon girlies today
Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌
Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.
I hope everyone, except Debra Messing, is having a pleasant evening. ☺️
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.
Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night
What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We are stuck with this asshat until 2029
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We are stuck with this asshat until 2029
Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱
Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/47Ljn7Z
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏
Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?
Repost because I keep seeing it and it gives me the ick. Am I wrong??
Seeing muscle gays post about body positivity always makes me giggle
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Repost because I keep seeing it and it gives me the ick. Am I wrong??
Me: I love your beetlejuice costume
Her: I’m not wearing a costume
Me: 😬😬
Her: I’m not wearing a costume
Me: 😬😬
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me: I love your beetlejuice costume
Her: I’m not wearing a costume
Me: 😬😬
Her: I’m not wearing a costume
Me: 😬😬
New episode of Welcome to Derry dropped early. The first one freaked me out but I liked it 😬
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
New episode of Welcome to Derry dropped early. The first one freaked me out but I liked it 😬
Reposted by mikey (he/him)
that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her