alyssa
@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social
she/her 21 socialite
my ears are bleeding
my ears are bleeding
Pinned
id like to think this account is an inside joke for a online friend group of Slavic femboys
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
id like to think this account is an inside joke for a online friend group of Slavic femboys
i am pregnant. his name will be Kickball
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i am pregnant. his name will be Kickball
wishing for no retaliation against the Food whistleblower
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
wishing for no retaliation against the Food whistleblower
hey fiona apple? what?
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hey fiona apple? what?
whiplash but it makes one of them horny
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
whiplash but it makes one of them horny
Diogenes was the first Kai Cenat viewer
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Diogenes was the first Kai Cenat viewer
i triangle to god
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i triangle to god
we need to take an it/its census
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
we need to take an it/its census
my name is Chris today
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my name is Chris today
Oscar Rock wills Slap Smith at the Chris’
December 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oscar Rock wills Slap Smith at the Chris’
if avocados were to go bad after 5 minutes of opening them i would turn evil
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if avocados were to go bad after 5 minutes of opening them i would turn evil
be yourself saturday
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
be yourself saturday
we need more emojis. where’s the poop emoji
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
we need more emojis. where’s the poop emoji
having trouble with exposing yourself i. public? use the pants method ™️
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
having trouble with exposing yourself i. public? use the pants method ™️
i want archaeologists to find my skeleton and be aroused
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i want archaeologists to find my skeleton and be aroused
i will use my platform for conspicuous activities
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i will use my platform for conspicuous activities
why are they all drawn like this
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
why are they all drawn like this
month 26 of asking what pilates are again because i forgot what they are twenty seconds after hearing it
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
month 26 of asking what pilates are again because i forgot what they are twenty seconds after hearing it
Reposted by alyssa
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
isnt this the game with the red guys
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
isnt this the game with the red guys
after this edible i will never be the same again
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
after this edible i will never be the same again
we need more twinkish sopranos fans
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we need more twinkish sopranos fans
arching my back for some focaccia
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
arching my back for some focaccia
deathconsciousness for girls
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
deathconsciousness for girls
Our civilizations will crumble under the weight of molten magma and be buried, only to be rediscovered centuries later. archaeologists will find many interesting architectural artifacts of the time, like bidets and the breakfast nook
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Our civilizations will crumble under the weight of molten magma and be buried, only to be rediscovered centuries later. archaeologists will find many interesting architectural artifacts of the time, like bidets and the breakfast nook