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Sassy Purple Bounce House

@seritaph.bsky.social

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Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, I'm into fitness.

Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3h

You want into the Juicing Room?

You?!

Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold.

Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency.

...

Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no!

Glad to hear you're all right, but sorry that happened to you.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 8h

ooo!

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 9h

So cute!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 1d

And having a blast doing it, I see!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 1d

From the way back when!

Ponies of inflated unusual size? It's more likely than you might think...

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🏳️‍🌈 Krafty 👨‍🎨 Commissions Open! 🙀 @kraftlove.bsky.social · 1d

Have another "vintage" favorite, this one for @seritaph.bsky.social❣️

Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈

#furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses

Here's a Patreon prize for Seritaph starring some adult, anthro versions of some characters from MLP:FIM. Here, Trixie Lulamoon is at the climax of her newest act amid a prestigious Canterlot audience that includes Princesses Celestia and Luna.

The power-mad prestidigitator has apparently mastered a spell that causes her to swell and float into the air. She's shouting "BEHOLD! Trixie has grown SO VERY great AND powerful, she needs no telekinesis to levitate! There are NO wires! NO mechanisms! THIS IS ALL TRIXIE!"

Most of the audience is stunned by the spectacle, unsure of whether they're witnessing some cleverly crafted inflatable fashion, or mystically expanding flesh beneath. The two celebrity spectators in the front row are reacting differently however. Luna appears more interested in the deep blush and panicked silence afflicting her sister. She's asking, "You okay, Sis?" as Celestia thinks, "That's MY spell! MY SECRET spell! Where did she learn MY spell?!"

Celestia, who created this very spell for herself and kept it secret for hundreds of years, is torn between abject fear and imperturbable arousal. That power-mad minx is flaunting her most secret, carnal ritual right in front of her, her sister, AND thousands of their subjects. After all, Trixie is a practical stage entertainer who doesn't know any REAL magic! It's not like she could work a spell designed by a goddess, even if she happened to randomly DREAM it up one day.

If only Celestia weren't so mortified that she failed to notice her sister's barely-contained glee. Until she catches on and goes full-ham on Luna, you can see the ritual in action by following the link below (It's a 7-page adult comic starring Celestia in her fungeon).

https://grottokraft.deviantart.com/art/Celestial-Eclipse-1-of-7-540819838

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, vampires n' other blood drinkers! Halloween offer!

*Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod*

G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 2d

She grumps good.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 2d

Aw.

Air mattress for hire if you need an emergency nap!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3d

So delightfully wiiide looking!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3d

The curse of Monday the 13th be upon you!

"This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit."

Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see!

You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3d

*Moves some air from the bustline to the shoulders. Reconsiders. Moves air back to the shoulders*

Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 4d

Aaaaoh!

Almost but not quite local! Welcome!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 4d

Why you in the Chicago?

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 4d

A concerning grin!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry to hear you're dealing with comments like that.

For what it's worth I've definitely appreciated your efforts over the years.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Butts of adequate size.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 7d

Layers of fascination.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 7d

Oh yeh, been working out. Gettin' buff.

"Y'mean you just been 'puff buffing' them bubble muscles, y'big cheater!"

Don't make me smother your tiny face with this here bicep! ... Oh wait. I'm on to your little game.

"Can I still get smothered?"

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 8d

With extra carbonation!

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 11d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 9d

Such squeezable cheeks!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 9d

Hippy birdo!

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