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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 1d

Nah, that's already Lightning Returns. The new one should be called "Lightning Strikes Thrice"

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 1d

Roll you can eat

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 1d

Big missed opportunity to jump to 1525. Paizo made the current year of its standard setting always be the real year + 2700

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 2d

I think no one (with a working brain) would hold it against whoever has to be the judge in this, if they just sat down, pointed and laughed at the Republicans and then dismissed the case

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 2d

It played a vital role in me quitting Pokémon for multiple years

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 2d

Trubbish - throw it right back where it came from

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 2d

When you're an ancient curse and the person you're haunting tells you to get your shit together.

Imagine if in IT, the children just asked Pennywise if he's got nothing better to do with his time than to annoy them.

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 5d

How about a tube from the machine to your mouth?

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 6d

Whoever wrote this, their head would explode if ever confronted with the Pathologic games

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 6d

Didn't know they were making a new What We Do in the Shadows

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe they both come from the same origin, but it's not like the bird is named after breasts. Language is weird like that.

For example, the name England comes from Angle land, refering to the nordic tribe from Angeln, none of which has anything to do with the angle in geometry or religious angels

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 7d

Oh Guillermo, rule number one for crime: don't tell people you're doing it

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 8d

youtube.com/shorts/0THQU...

You shid not make fun of New Zealand accents.

YouTube video by Taskmaster

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 9d

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .

ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 9d

Please tell me that Orfn is her actual name

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 11d

In my head, Russia is just the European part and the massive region in Asia is wilderness owned by nobody. Like a house with a large backyard that isn't being used

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 11d

New villain confirmed

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 12d

Waiting for a wielder who doesn't abandon it, their bond transforming it into the extremely powerful "Blade of Loyalty"

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 13d

No joke, I wish I could have that for once instead of just wasting away. Might be healthy for the dam to break, but instead it just gains more cracks

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 13d

Glaceon and Leafeon used to be that you had to level your Eevee next to a rock. Eventually, they changed it to just using an evo stone. They've simplified before, they can do so again

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 14d

Degenerate is a good rank, right? Right?

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 17d

90% of people wanna be the funny one and show up dressed like this

a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway

ALT: a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway

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Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 17d

I don't live in the US (lucky me), so someone needs to do me a favor and show up to one of these in a giant snowflake costume.

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 17d

You're like the guy who has never played any fighting games but keeps defeating seasoned players by wildly pressing buttons at random

Davos @serdavos.bsky.social · 18d

Right? It's way funnier for him to go "she dated my brother for a while."

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