A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
@sephinphilly.bsky.social
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Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
Pinned
This is two of Carnegie Diner & Café's chocolate chip variety of their "Big Ass Cookie."
They're not lying.
They're not lying.
Whew! Got out of that!
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Whew! Got out of that!
Reposted by A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
Me: “When I eat Alphabet Soup, I only eat the vowels.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Sometimes.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Sometimes.”
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: “When I eat Alphabet Soup, I only eat the vowels.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Sometimes.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Sometimes.”
*glares at the truck blocking traffic as furniture is unloaded from it*
🎶 Arhaus
In the middle of my street 🎶
🎶 Arhaus
In the middle of my street 🎶
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*glares at the truck blocking traffic as furniture is unloaded from it*
🎶 Arhaus
In the middle of my street 🎶
🎶 Arhaus
In the middle of my street 🎶
I only JUST saw The Princess Bride for the first time ever two weeks ago.
And the circumstances surrounding their deaths... Holy shit indeed. 😥
And the circumstances surrounding their deaths... Holy shit indeed. 😥
RIP Rob and Michele Reiner. Holy shit.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I only JUST saw The Princess Bride for the first time ever two weeks ago.
And the circumstances surrounding their deaths... Holy shit indeed. 😥
And the circumstances surrounding their deaths... Holy shit indeed. 😥
I mess up the pronunciation of "Worcestershire sauce" purposely just to see how many ways I can mangle it. 😀
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I mess up the pronunciation of "Worcestershire sauce" purposely just to see how many ways I can mangle it. 😀
Me: "Okay, navigation system, plot me a route downtown.
GPS: "You're going to turn left at that light, aren't you?"
Me: "Yes."
GPS: "You always do. Turn right at this light."
Me: "No, I'm turning left."
GPS: "Turn right, or I'll start deploying one airbag every five seconds."
GPS: "You're going to turn left at that light, aren't you?"
Me: "Yes."
GPS: "You always do. Turn right at this light."
Me: "No, I'm turning left."
GPS: "Turn right, or I'll start deploying one airbag every five seconds."
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Me: "Okay, navigation system, plot me a route downtown.
GPS: "You're going to turn left at that light, aren't you?"
Me: "Yes."
GPS: "You always do. Turn right at this light."
Me: "No, I'm turning left."
GPS: "Turn right, or I'll start deploying one airbag every five seconds."
GPS: "You're going to turn left at that light, aren't you?"
Me: "Yes."
GPS: "You always do. Turn right at this light."
Me: "No, I'm turning left."
GPS: "Turn right, or I'll start deploying one airbag every five seconds."
Winter trolley wires.
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Winter trolley wires.
🎵 Staring at this blank Tweet before you
Open up a new chat window
Though it's Saturday, but freezing cold, not going out now
Reaching for warmth that's in the distance
In the form of a good hot shower
Release your inhibitions
Grab that shower head now
No one else can hold it for you...
Open up a new chat window
Though it's Saturday, but freezing cold, not going out now
Reaching for warmth that's in the distance
In the form of a good hot shower
Release your inhibitions
Grab that shower head now
No one else can hold it for you...
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
🎵 Staring at this blank Tweet before you
Open up a new chat window
Though it's Saturday, but freezing cold, not going out now
Reaching for warmth that's in the distance
In the form of a good hot shower
Release your inhibitions
Grab that shower head now
No one else can hold it for you...
Open up a new chat window
Though it's Saturday, but freezing cold, not going out now
Reaching for warmth that's in the distance
In the form of a good hot shower
Release your inhibitions
Grab that shower head now
No one else can hold it for you...
Dance like only your cat is watching.
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Dance like only your cat is watching.
Serious Al has entered the chat.
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Serious Al has entered the chat.
Whelp! I'm out of both of them. Two days apart.
As I type this, Mariahpocalypse is laughing at me. She got me one song in as I sit in this diner after work.
As I type this, Mariahpocalypse is laughing at me. She got me one song in as I sit in this diner after work.
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Whelp! I'm out of both of them. Two days apart.
As I type this, Mariahpocalypse is laughing at me. She got me one song in as I sit in this diner after work.
As I type this, Mariahpocalypse is laughing at me. She got me one song in as I sit in this diner after work.
If you're calling for immunity from an international court BEFORE you've been investigated and charged with any crimes, then I guess you've already committed some pretty HUGE crimes.
Especially if you're threatening them with consequences you can't impose if they don't comply.
Especially if you're threatening them with consequences you can't impose if they don't comply.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you're calling for immunity from an international court BEFORE you've been investigated and charged with any crimes, then I guess you've already committed some pretty HUGE crimes.
Especially if you're threatening them with consequences you can't impose if they don't comply.
Especially if you're threatening them with consequences you can't impose if they don't comply.
Reposted by A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
February 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
I just got Whammed! in a White Castle in Lynbrook on Long Island.
Whelp. One down. It's just you and me now, Mariah.
I just got Whammed! in a White Castle in Lynbrook on Long Island.
Whelp. One down. It's just you and me now, Mariah.
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
I just got Whammed! in a White Castle in Lynbrook on Long Island.
Whelp. One down. It's just you and me now, Mariah.
I just got Whammed! in a White Castle in Lynbrook on Long Island.
Whelp. One down. It's just you and me now, Mariah.
Well, that's not how you want to end a football game....
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Well, that's not how you want to end a football game....
GO BIRDS!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
GO BIRDS!!!!
I was in the post office standing in line behind a woman who bore a striking resemblance to Christine Baranski.
I almost said "Good morning, Dr. Hofstader." 😂😂
I almost said "Good morning, Dr. Hofstader." 😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I was in the post office standing in line behind a woman who bore a striking resemblance to Christine Baranski.
I almost said "Good morning, Dr. Hofstader." 😂😂
I almost said "Good morning, Dr. Hofstader." 😂😂
That show was so boring, I caught the CBS eye falling asleep!
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
That show was so boring, I caught the CBS eye falling asleep!
The post scheduled for this spot, for legal reasons, has been deleted.
It's a shame, too, because it was funny. Hilarious. A wee bit controversial. However, the FCC overrode me. As such, editing decisions must be made.
It's a shame, too, because it was funny. Hilarious. A wee bit controversial. However, the FCC overrode me. As such, editing decisions must be made.
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The post scheduled for this spot, for legal reasons, has been deleted.
It's a shame, too, because it was funny. Hilarious. A wee bit controversial. However, the FCC overrode me. As such, editing decisions must be made.
It's a shame, too, because it was funny. Hilarious. A wee bit controversial. However, the FCC overrode me. As such, editing decisions must be made.
🎵 But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs...
Life's calling again! 🎵
Good night Bluesky, we love ya!
Life's calling again! 🎵
Good night Bluesky, we love ya!
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
🎵 But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs...
Life's calling again! 🎵
Good night Bluesky, we love ya!
Life's calling again! 🎵
Good night Bluesky, we love ya!
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Somebody at work ate my sandwich.
My sandwich!
My sandwich!
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says my sandwich ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says my sandwich ?
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November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Somebody at work ate my sandwich.
My sandwich!
My sandwich!
