"Autism is Totally Out of Control" would make a great T-shirt.

The picture of Trump with a mouthful of spaghetti has been verified real. All throughout the King's speech Trump was eating, and videos of the table show that Trump ate at least three plates of spaghetti in this manner.

A bunch of you are moms who have young kids. You are famous for going down to the school board and screaming at them. Grrrr, I'm a Grizzly Mom! Haha, that's you. Scream at everybody now about what the government is doing to your kids' health. You will be SHE-roes!

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Hey, get a load of this crypants peeboy. Apparently he covers...podcasts? for them.

Seriously, get a load of this diaperbaby:

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Unless it's tossing James Carville down a hole and ignoring him forever I don't think anybody needs to hear it. #ChristWhatAnAsshole

Probably we should just change it to honor the cops at Stonewall. They were there, too, you know.

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Okay, Wisconsin: Are you a good state or a bad state?

Look, what you don't seem to understand, what you just refuse to accept, and honestly I don't fucking know why it doesn't sink into your stupid thick skull you fucking ass, is that Dawn™ gets grease out of your way.

This press release reads like one of my all-time favorite Onion articles theonion.com/point-counte...

Hooray for Rat Bath!

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