Jeff Kalles
@sellak.bsky.social
Craft Cocktail Maker, Yard Decorator, Aloha Shirt Wearer, Seahawks fan. Former Pokemon Namer, Former Brewery Dir of Ops, Former PA VP of Ops. Current Live Ops Producer on NFL 2K Playmakers
Two years ago if you had told me I was going to get up early to run a 5k on Thanksgiving morning I would have thought you were crazy. If you had said I would run it with a sub 7 minute mile pace then I would swear nothing is real and we are living in a simulation. So here we are..
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Two years ago if you had told me I was going to get up early to run a 5k on Thanksgiving morning I would have thought you were crazy. If you had said I would run it with a sub 7 minute mile pace then I would swear nothing is real and we are living in a simulation. So here we are..
Predator Badlands was a crazy, fun, over the top, sci-fi love fest.
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Predator Badlands was a crazy, fun, over the top, sci-fi love fest.
It was a fun ride. Not the outcome we all wanted but I love this team no matter how many times I get my hopes crushed. Through thick and thin, Go Mariners.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It was a fun ride. Not the outcome we all wanted but I love this team no matter how many times I get my hopes crushed. Through thick and thin, Go Mariners.
@krisstraub.com Did anyone reach out about credit or royalties?
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@krisstraub.com Did anyone reach out about credit or royalties?
In celebration of the Mariners win last night, an Elusive Dream. #cocktails
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In celebration of the Mariners win last night, an Elusive Dream. #cocktails
Got my new Mariners shirt for the Playoff run!
September 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got my new Mariners shirt for the Playoff run!
Well, wish us luck on this @alaskaairlines.bsky.social flight. Not sure the interior of the wall is supposed to be exposed like that.
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Well, wish us luck on this @alaskaairlines.bsky.social flight. Not sure the interior of the wall is supposed to be exposed like that.
Ok Etsy witch, I see what you did for the Mariners...how much to bring back the Sonics?
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ok Etsy witch, I see what you did for the Mariners...how much to bring back the Sonics?
Big Seahawks win! Mariners sweep Houston! Wrexham even won yesterday. About as perfect a sports weekend as I've experienced in a long time. (If only the Sounders had not given up that extra time goal, and hoping the Kraken hold on).
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Big Seahawks win! Mariners sweep Houston! Wrexham even won yesterday. About as perfect a sports weekend as I've experienced in a long time. (If only the Sounders had not given up that extra time goal, and hoping the Kraken hold on).
CAL RALEIGH!!!! MVP! MVP! MVP!
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
CAL RALEIGH!!!! MVP! MVP! MVP!
This week, I got back my Nintendo Game Play Counselor Map Manual after it was used in the Netflix video game documentary, High Score.
Brings back memories of helping people find the Grapple Beam from Super Metroid.
The Nintendo Power magazine shown is the one with me in the Counselor's Corner.
Brings back memories of helping people find the Grapple Beam from Super Metroid.
The Nintendo Power magazine shown is the one with me in the Counselor's Corner.
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This week, I got back my Nintendo Game Play Counselor Map Manual after it was used in the Netflix video game documentary, High Score.
Brings back memories of helping people find the Grapple Beam from Super Metroid.
The Nintendo Power magazine shown is the one with me in the Counselor's Corner.
Brings back memories of helping people find the Grapple Beam from Super Metroid.
The Nintendo Power magazine shown is the one with me in the Counselor's Corner.
An adventurous day: found a friendly girl without a collar wandering in the neighborhood. After Susi did a local search, I drove her to the vet. Thankfully, she was chipped with updated info. I spoke to her dad, learning her name was Gabby, and we facilitated a happy reunion.
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
An adventurous day: found a friendly girl without a collar wandering in the neighborhood. After Susi did a local search, I drove her to the vet. Thankfully, she was chipped with updated info. I spoke to her dad, learning her name was Gabby, and we facilitated a happy reunion.
A game and 1/2 into this new season and I'm already tired of this Seahawks offense trying to be cute. They were supposed to be a run first, smash mouth running team. If that is the case, run the freaking ball.
September 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A game and 1/2 into this new season and I'm already tired of this Seahawks offense trying to be cute. They were supposed to be a run first, smash mouth running team. If that is the case, run the freaking ball.
A new PR by a pretty big amount. There was a group of high school track kids running with me, and I kept a pretty good pace with them. After, they gave me some high fives with a "You are in really good shape." I chose to ignore the unspoken but implied, "for being an old man." :)
September 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A new PR by a pretty big amount. There was a group of high school track kids running with me, and I kept a pretty good pace with them. After, they gave me some high fives with a "You are in really good shape." I chose to ignore the unspoken but implied, "for being an old man." :)
It is probably not a coincidence that on my son's first day as a senior in high school that I have the song "Sunrise, Sunset" stuck in my head.
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It is probably not a coincidence that on my son's first day as a senior in high school that I have the song "Sunrise, Sunset" stuck in my head.
Planning my wife's 50th for over a year. Trying to create a once in a lifetime experience to go to Club 33 in Disneyland. Found a guy! Get everything booked for end of this month. Find out this week he can't take us. So if anyone out there knows someone who can help me, I would be forever indebted.
September 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Planning my wife's 50th for over a year. Trying to create a once in a lifetime experience to go to Club 33 in Disneyland. Found a guy! Get everything booked for end of this month. Find out this week he can't take us. So if anyone out there knows someone who can help me, I would be forever indebted.
Cal's 48 HR of the season (the 49th was the very next inning).
August 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Cal's 48 HR of the season (the 49th was the very next inning).
Go Mariners. I should have upgraded to better seats ;).
August 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Go Mariners. I should have upgraded to better seats ;).
It is only preseason, but that is one of the most beautiful TD drives I've seen the Seahawks have in a very long time.
August 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It is only preseason, but that is one of the most beautiful TD drives I've seen the Seahawks have in a very long time.
Ummmm, Acquisitions Incorporated? Not even a mention? I expect better NPR.
In the past decade or so, actors and comedians have adopted D&D as a performance medium. Podcasts and web series have expanded into stadium tours – and fueled growing interest in the game more broadly.
It started with friends at home. Now Dungeons & Dragons is in its stadium era.
In the past decade or so, actors and comedians have adopted D&D as a performance medium. Podcasts and web series have expanded into stadium tours – and fueled growing interest in the game more broadly.
n.pr
August 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ummmm, Acquisitions Incorporated? Not even a mention? I expect better NPR.
My wife surprised me with a bucket list item. See Paul Simon live. Also it is very weird to be at Benaroya Hall and not be putting on an Acquisitions Inc. show.
August 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My wife surprised me with a bucket list item. See Paul Simon live. Also it is very weird to be at Benaroya Hall and not be putting on an Acquisitions Inc. show.
Just a dude out walking his pet goats.
July 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just a dude out walking his pet goats.
First cocktail I've made using carrot juice. It is really good. Paint the Town. Ginger and cinnamon syrup. Carrot, lime, and pineapple juice. A navy strength and black rum. Plus egg white.
July 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
First cocktail I've made using carrot juice. It is really good. Paint the Town. Ginger and cinnamon syrup. Carrot, lime, and pineapple juice. A navy strength and black rum. Plus egg white.