Andre
@seahawkbanners.bsky.social
Hang the Banner! not George Costanza
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Andre
@seahawkbanners.bsky.social
· Jan 30
FUCK just got mad about Super Bowl 49 again
What’s the resale value on my Malik McDowell rookie card
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What’s the resale value on my Malik McDowell rookie card
Late but Friendsgiving was a success! Can you believe two guys in their mid 20s put all this together
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Late but Friendsgiving was a success! Can you believe two guys in their mid 20s put all this together
I’d also note I’m on PTO today and last time I was on two days of PTO I got a flat tire so moral of the story is I should take PTO one day at a time
Lost my wallet and was most concerned about all those points on my Dave & Busters cards
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’d also note I’m on PTO today and last time I was on two days of PTO I got a flat tire so moral of the story is I should take PTO one day at a time
Lost my wallet and was most concerned about all those points on my Dave & Busters cards
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Lost my wallet and was most concerned about all those points on my Dave & Busters cards
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
(it was turned in to one of the stores I’d been to by a good samaritan)
Did Schotty do the Pete Carroll speech
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Did Schotty do the Pete Carroll speech
Never used instant delivery on DoorDash before but ordering burn cream after splashing boiling meat juice on my forehead while cooking Friendsgiving dinner seems like a good use case
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Never used instant delivery on DoorDash before but ordering burn cream after splashing boiling meat juice on my forehead while cooking Friendsgiving dinner seems like a good use case
HOA just sent proposed increase and an assessment for next year
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
HOA just sent proposed increase and an assessment for next year
Moses Lake is beautiful this time of year 💙
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Moses Lake is beautiful this time of year 💙
Bears and Seahawks have the same record im sick
The bears now have sole possession of the NFC North LMFAOOOOOOO
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bears and Seahawks have the same record im sick
Fell right on our ass
Fell for it again award incoming
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fell right on our ass
Who the fuck is Kallerup
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Who the fuck is Kallerup
Alright time to call the Lawrence scoop and score to TD play
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Alright time to call the Lawrence scoop and score to TD play
Alright let’s see what Seattle is really made of
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Alright let’s see what Seattle is really made of
Hilarious text from Mom Banners
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hilarious text from Mom Banners
Pete coaching the Rams?? 2 timeouts in the first 7 minutes
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Pete coaching the Rams?? 2 timeouts in the first 7 minutes
Darnold has more turnovers than Geno the last two weeks #NextGenStats
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Darnold has more turnovers than Geno the last two weeks #NextGenStats
Reposted by Andre
Having flashbacks
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Having flashbacks
This is how I look at Mike Macdonald
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is how I look at Mike Macdonald
Oh yeah I didn’t start Walker in fantasy so he’ll have a good week
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh yeah I didn’t start Walker in fantasy so he’ll have a good week
Budda, this has been noted in your file
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Budda, this has been noted in your file
This guy has been outside my window for over a month and finally caught something big. Proud of him
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This guy has been outside my window for over a month and finally caught something big. Proud of him
Mid 50s and sunny is the best weather btw
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mid 50s and sunny is the best weather btw
Everytime I hear Al Michaels say “playclock” all I hear is that play
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Everytime I hear Al Michaels say “playclock” all I hear is that play
What yall know about brown butter banana bread and dark lava sheet cake hmm
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What yall know about brown butter banana bread and dark lava sheet cake hmm
Geno and Sam throwing for 4 TDs and 1 INT
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Geno and Sam throwing for 4 TDs and 1 INT