David Shute
seadave9000.bsky.social
David Shute
@seadave9000.bsky.social
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An American pancake shop institutes a strict dress code, and their security staff must locate and eject anyone wearing jeans.

IHOP Denim Hunters.
"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞!"⁣⁣⁣
W𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦?⁣⁣⁣
"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫!"⁣⁣⁣
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳?⁣⁣⁣
"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐨𝐨-"⁣⁣⁣
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵?
We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the underside of a crashed bus.
Alisdair Becket-King was SHOT by a TOY that was pointed APPROXIMATELY AT HIM
Alistair Beckett-King was killed by A HARPOON fired by A DISGRUNTLED AUDIENCE MEMBER on HIS BIRTHDAY
My goodness, he's even more majestic than I imagined.
I can heartily recommend this. An excellent guest.
7-D's definition made me chuckle when I got it, thanks!
Hooray! And thank you!