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I’m just here for good info and to commiserate and maybe make some friends. If I wanted a dating app, I’d use one. Can’t seem to keep up with the block button!
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My wife had a system for haribo gummy bears. She had to separate them by color before she would eat any. So when she was diagnosed I bought her a 3lb bag.
June 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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LA DODGERS just now:

“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”

Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Space nascar.
June 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
May 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There’s a word for that and it’s eugenics.
May 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
But I’d hope you’d try hard to make me pee, cause it’s a thirsty night!
May 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The proposed cuts won’t even pay for his golf trips.
May 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What if I just sat at the bar and didn’t pee in solidarity and tip you for your efforts?
May 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Only way that’s even remotely not gross is if all 3 parties consent, but it’s still pretty creepy then.
May 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Best judicial system money can buy!
May 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok, maybe for the healthcare
May 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’d probably never leave the house
May 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I want it in me!
May 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
3. Theremin, who had been kidnapped, had developed a completely passive device that would only send out a signal when hit with a beam from the soviets and was hidden inside the seal.
Something about Trojans and horses?
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
2. Around the same time, there began a series of leaks. No matter how often they swept for bugs, they couldn’t find one.
It was years before they discovered how the leaks were occurring.
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
1. The more I think about a foreign government gifting the president things the more I think about Leon Theremin.
The soviets made a gift of a lovely American seal, hand carved from a solid wooden block. After a thorough inspection they proudly hung it in the conference room.
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Even the Babylon Bee Gets it

#HamasForceOne #SwampForceOnce ✈️
May 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Was t that the plan all along?
May 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and that’s equivalent to the plane.

Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet
May 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It’s way different with the current owners!
May 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wish they hadn’t moved so far out! But I’m ok with B-Side, Hungry Tiger and Florida Room!
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Evidently my neighbor has no irony at all.
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM