𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
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> ɪʀᴋᴇɴ ꜱᴄᴏᴜᴛ / ɪɴᴛᴇʟ.
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" Listen 'ere you sci-fi reject, do not call it fantasy bullshit! "
" I am a flesh and blood, honest to God practitioner of the craft! "
" I am a flesh and blood, honest to God practitioner of the craft! "
" A witch???
There's no way -
Fantasy bullshit. "
This coming from the literal
alien. . .
There's no way -
Fantasy bullshit. "
This coming from the literal
alien. . .
Aha. Ah. No.
Think more witch.
Think more witch.
So you're like.
A ghostbuster??
A ghostbuster??
“Ah… Yeah you’re not wrong there. At least with the conquering each other part, it’s a never ending boring yet deadly cycle.”
He shook his head.
“At the same time, it’s bittersweet to know you won’t get paid to end us if we end each other first.”
He snickered at the thought.
He shook his head.
“At the same time, it’s bittersweet to know you won’t get paid to end us if we end each other first.”
He snickered at the thought.
His response has her somewhat stunned.
A self aware one , huh?
" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!
It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "
A self aware one , huh?
" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!
It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "
“… What did we didn’t we do this time?”
He sighed knowing its always bad.
He sighed knowing its always bad.
" FUCKING HUMANS. "
"No, by all means—.
You're certainly so very sure that you don't need to know anything about your job… I'd love to hear how certain you are of that—."
Just another step or two and she won't have too much of a chance to outrun him, now, will she?
You're certainly so very sure that you don't need to know anything about your job… I'd love to hear how certain you are of that—."
Just another step or two and she won't have too much of a chance to outrun him, now, will she?
" My view is glorious ! "
Huff.
" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "
His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.
" H. . .hey - "
Huff.
" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "
His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.
" H. . .hey - "
"Such a short-sighted and simplistic view of your mission. Passing up a chance to get… intimate knowledge of the 'enemy' for the sake of pride?"
Well, if she's going to continue to engage with him, he'll take his time slowly closing the gap between the two oddities that they were.
Well, if she's going to continue to engage with him, he'll take his time slowly closing the gap between the two oddities that they were.
" You must be talking about
yourself-
No , nope. No. "
Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.
Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??
" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "
🤦♀️
yourself-
No , nope. No. "
Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.
Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??
" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "
🤦♀️
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
"… Well, if it's /humans/ specifically that are the problem…"
Oh, dear. A smile like the ones he's wearing is never a good sign.
"…Perhaps you'd be more interested in being 'invaded' by a better kind of 'earthling'…?"
Oh, dear. A smile like the ones he's wearing is never a good sign.
"…Perhaps you'd be more interested in being 'invaded' by a better kind of 'earthling'…?"
Her eye twitches , body cringing for a moment before tensing.
" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.
So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "
Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.
" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.
So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "
Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.
"If I'm, you know…
Not at least near the mark, what's got you so agitated, hm? If it's not true, or at least close... why are you so up in arms about it~?"
Well, he's going to keep needling her, at this rate."
Not at least near the mark, what's got you so agitated, hm? If it's not true, or at least close... why are you so up in arms about it~?"
Well, he's going to keep needling her, at this rate."
" W - what. . . ?
How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "
How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
𝔸 ℝ𝕠𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖
@remnantsofold.bsky.social
· Jan 30
𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢
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"Such a visceral reaction from a kind who I doubt can even fuck at all—. Jealous of the earthlings, are we?"
" EW NOO -- "
HISS.
HISS.
He calmly put a clawed hand on her, stopping her from backing away.
"You're leader I'm guessing? Based on height? Double weird. And ya ain't getting away that easily~"
He did not have a pleasant gleam in his eye
"You're leader I'm guessing? Based on height? Double weird. And ya ain't getting away that easily~"
He did not have a pleasant gleam in his eye
" . . . . . "
Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.
Painfully.
" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "
Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.
Painfully.
" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "
He crouched next to her resting the super soaker on his shoulder.
"Ya know how much water is on this planet right?"
"Ya know how much water is on this planet right?"
Shuddering and collapsing down from her crawl to catch her breath.
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.
" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.
" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "
He wasn't fully merciless, he did stop soaking her.
"Yeah yeah, I'm sure it'll be the nicest thing you own. What the hell happened that H20 fucks you up like this?"
"Yeah yeah, I'm sure it'll be the nicest thing you own. What the hell happened that H20 fucks you up like this?"
Steam and pained cussing erupting out of her as he absolutely drenches the alien -
At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.
" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "
At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.
" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
"Heh, got that right... Didn't expect it to burn you thought ya would melt wicked witch style."
This was fine... Probably, he was pumping a super soaker now
This was fine... Probably, he was pumping a super soaker now
" Agh. . .AHHHGH --
STOP IT YOU SADISTIC BEAST - "
Screaming , writhing.
It BURNS.
STOP IT YOU SADISTIC BEAST - "
Screaming , writhing.
It BURNS.
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
"We're fucking humans...?"
Weeeeeeell, okaaaaay.
Weeeeeeell, okaaaaay.
Squirts a water gun at
If you get her wet she will SCREAM.