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Scott Berlin
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All posts are solely my own, in fact shares are mine too.
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Was I added to the War Plan Signal Group Chat too?
The best part of being an AZ Cardinals fan is I never work myself up to say "This is gonna be our year!"

I just buckle up and get ready for the ride.
September 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The biggest evidence that there is no “Deep State” is that a sitting President can threaten a war against own country without repercussions
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When a Republican President declared war on drugs, the drugs won.

Now a Republican President is declaring war on Chicago. Get ready to drink Malort, folks!
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tong made the adjustments he needed. At 22 years old he got taken yard thrice and said screw that I’m going six. That’s the fight I want to see from a rookie pitcher.

I’m impressed.
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Have they ever tried the action part? I only ever see the prayer part.
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mark Vientos Mariah Carey

🤝

Warming Up for the Right Season
August 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A government small enough to own 10% of a Fortune 100 company.
August 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
mlb: oh hey u guys are back early

mets: season's haunted

mlb: what?

mets: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team plane* season's haunted
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s totally normal and cool that the President - on a social media platform that he owns - is floating an end to democracy as we know it. No reason to be concerned.
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hostile civic planning sucks. All I want is a simple bench to sit down and read a book by a train station; is that too much to ask for? #NJTransit
August 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nolan McLean’s final line in his debut:

5.1 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 4 BB, 8 K, 91 P

I’m not saying Nolan McLean is the greatest pitcher of all time, but many fine, smart people are saying it. #Mets #MLB
August 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m not asking Nolan McLean for much today, it’s his #MLB debut.

All I ask is that he goes 9 perfect innings, save the season, deliver a baby mid-game, give me the winning lottery numbers, get me a dinner reservation at Tatiana, and save a puppy from a burning building.

I think that’s reasonable.
August 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Has anybody tried unplugging the Mets and plugging them back in after 30 seconds?
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dear #Mets Fan,

Please like and repost to sign my petition to outlaw the 4th inning!
August 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Barry Moore says he's running as a "Trump conservative" and rails against Washington elites, Wall Street billionaires, lifelong bureaucrats, & self-serving politicians in his campaign announcement.

Did someone forget to tell him that Trump is a Washington elite, billionare, self-serving politican?
August 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
MEGA:

Make
Empathy
Groovy
Again
August 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I did not consent to remembering Kim Davis. The Bible does not mention I must remember Kim Davis.

Therefore, I will be asking the Supreme Court to outlaw Kim Davis.
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My favorite sub-genre of Miley Cyrus music is her telling people what cannot be done - “Can’t Be Tamed” & “We Can’t Stop”.
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The anti-nuclear protestors are really getting creative these days!

www.politico.eu/article/jell...
Jellyfish invasion shuts down reactors at French nuclear power station
Operator EDF says the incident does not pose a threat to the safety of the plant, its workers or the environment.
www.politico.eu
August 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This attempted takeover of Washington D.C. is just the beginning. If this isn’t stopped now, the long term plan will be a takeover of every major city that doesn’t bend the knee to King Trump.
August 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Scott Berlin
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Major League Baseball's first female umpire, Jen Pawol, is set to debut on Saturday

The NBA had its first female referee debut 28 years ago, while the NFL has had female referees for the past 10 years. nyti.ms/46MqrCw
August 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Since the trade deadline, Mets & Yankees: Any time you can lose, I can lose harder. I can lose any game harder than you.

#MLB #Mets #Yankees
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a criminal and a war criminal. Pass it on.
August 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me: Rafael Devers, you are the worst first basemen I’ve ever heard of by far.

Rafael Devers: Ah, but you have heard of me.

#MLB
July 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
According to my sources, the #Mets have placed Mr. Met on the 10-Day IL. The Mets have also traded Cash Considerations for Dinger. In a corresponding move, the Mets have designated Richard Lovelady for assignment.
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM