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18 PLUS ONLY. NSFW ART, FETISHES ABOUND. NO CHARACTER DEPICTED CONSENTED TO ANY ACT DEPICTED. MDNI. IM AN OLD MAN.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · Dec 17

I guess its time to open up some commissions to suppliment the cost of christmas.

RULES.
NSFW only.
All characters must be canonically, reasonably adult (18+)
Commission is confirmed upon payment recieved.
Reference images are mandatory.
OCs are welcome.

DM for order form and more info!

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

#Bondage #oc Katie aint too happy about her situation

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

WE ONLY DRIVE STRAIGHT! TURNING IS GAY,. THE RADICAL LEFT WANTS ROUND ABOUTS BECAUSE IF WE ALL TURN LEFT WE"LL ALL BECOME LEFT. IM SICK OF THE PROPAGAAANDA!!!

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Rats are amazing creatures

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Never hold back

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 2d

theres a CREATURE!!!!

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 2d

Catch me drawing on my meat suit

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 2d

Well shit have yourself a cum then.

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 2d

Chaotic neutral but that's close enough right

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Would

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Also anyone who insists the devil's tower in Wyoming is a giant tree stump should probably be forced to retake a high school level botany class.

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

I don't have alot of hard nos when it comes to my interactions with people but being a flat earther, space denier, creationist etc are pretty fucking up there

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

I like dry youtubers like Unnatural History Channel because he's normally very -straight- in his content but occassionally he'll slip a funny in there and it's a banger 10/10 times.

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

hands are just gay feet so its close enough

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

a gesture thing for today, feelinpretty good about most of these. When you get used to drawing 60s at a time you start to appreciate how long a minute actually is

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Remember that it's sex pest season and to clean under your fridge and stove! they like warm, dark areas!

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Eat oranges in the shower

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 3d

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Food

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

once got into a semi heated argument at work because my boss didnt believe me that spongebob is an animal and ergo a furry

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

You are allowed to cheer in other direction s too btw

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

They make a lot of noise

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

If we assume that half the us population is female. Then we assume half of those women have worked as servers at some point. Then we assume another half are sexually active. There's a non zero chance someone is getting their poon devastated to " happy happy birthday from all of us to you !!!!

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

Perhaps u should draw some complete bullshit to tide u over

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 3d

I have a denim jacket and a carhart jacket that are probably a decade old at this point and easily have another decade in them man denim is goated