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🔶💧🔶🔄💧🔶💧 Tea | She/Her | 25+ | #Zhongchili Fanfic Author | Maybe sometimes #Tartali or #Zhongchi | Pfp: 1ss1k1_gn (Twt) Banner: HeartResonant (Twt)
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Hi all! Just here to announce that for those who would like to support me, I've launched my Patreon here:

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Benefits available include:
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💧Extended author's notes
🔶Polls for future works
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now, let me introduce you to a fic I've been writing like possessed since yesterday evening: #zhongchili very incorrect historically roaring twenties au, featuring childe as nepo mobster (with a dream to be a movie star) and zhongli as stock market shark, too rich and too arrogant for his own good
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Gone at Midnight—For Crown Prince Phainon's twentieth birthday, his parents host an elaborate masquerade ball to which every eligible bachelor in the realm is invited. Despite losing everything to his stepmother, Mydei manages to attend.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72303826

#phaidei
“Look,” he says, making a sweeping gesture.

The rose gardens spread out before them. Beneath the starlit sky, everything is silvered and ethereal, and Mydei thinks it the loveliest thing he’s ever seen until blue-eyed Kephale touches his jaw. In the starlight, his eyes are shadowed, but the planes of his face are even more defined, and he is hauntingly beautiful beneath his mask.

“This place is beautiful,” Mydei says.

“And yet it pales in comparison to you,” blue-eyed Kephale murmurs, his thumb brushing against Mydei’s lower lip.

His breath catches. “How many others have you led to this place to flatter with that line?” he asks.

“You wouldn’t believe me.” 

“No?” 

“No. For I have shared this place with only you.”
Kinda excited that I'm already a quarter through writing my original work. Not 100% sure what I'll do with it once it's done, but at least it's getting written. 💪
And thank you for being one of the best supporters in this fandom—it's an honour to serve!
Should have the outline for my next longfic polished off sooon. 🙏 It's been fun returning to the classic Liyue Archon Quest era, combined with a murder mystery timeloop feat Ekaterina.

The title is "Never Ending Performance" and I'll be able to start writing and posting it from Jan. I can't wait🤩
The poll for the first two ideas I've prepared something for are now up on Patreon for members to vote on!

If you want to vote, even the lowest tier has access to polls, or of course you can wait and see when the fic is released!
Hello #ZhongChi #tartali and #zhongchili enjoyers! I am opening fic requests...with a twist!

Think of the guy who takes the photoshop requests and messes with them in unexpected ways... but in fic form!

Please drop requests below or in my DMs / Tumblr (teaandsconeswrites) asks.
Want a lovely fic, crafted specifically to your request, written by a diligent author who strives to keep your original vision in mind at all times? 

If so, you’ve come to the wrong place!

Welcome to Tea’s Troll Requests, where you’ll get what you asked for, not necessarily what you want! Guidelines: Submit requests as a simple sentence. You can include tropes, location, general ideas etc.
You can include a dynamic and I will adhere to it, although in the spirit of these requests, it might not be executed in the way you expect!

Won't write: Non-Con
Mpreg / Breeding Kink
Heavy feminisation
Other kinks to be reviewed as they come up
Chapter 11 of Night Hunter is up! No preview on this one as I don't want to give any spoilers after the last chapter's cliffhanger. 😈 #Zhongchi

🔶Modern / Paranormal AU
💧Agent Childe / Not-So-Human Zhongli
🔶Link Below!
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Yeah I’d say Zhongli’s a fan

#zhongchi
Chapter 10 of Night Hunter is up! A little mid-week teaser before Friday. 😉

🔶Modern / Paranormal AU
💧Agent Childe / Not-So-Human Zhongli
🔶Link Below!
Childe runs.

Bullets ricochet off the filing cabinets as he ducks into the next row. He dodges left, sprints to the next opening, then right. He needs distance and angles to buy him time to make a plan.

Escaping is out of the question—the only way out is via the staircase, but Rybakov knows that too; if he tries to escape that way, he’s dead. But killing Rybakov outright is no better; the CCTV cameras aren’t angled in this direction, and he’ll have no way to prove he hasn’t murdered Rybakov in cold blood upon being discovered sneaking around the archive. The authorities won’t go easy on that.

It’s a death sentence either way.
Thank you for the ideas everyone! I've got some ideas brewing for a couple of these plus the ones off of twt. 😊
Hello #ZhongChi #tartali and #zhongchili enjoyers! I am opening fic requests...with a twist!

Think of the guy who takes the photoshop requests and messes with them in unexpected ways... but in fic form!

Please drop requests below or in my DMs / Tumblr (teaandsconeswrites) asks.
Want a lovely fic, crafted specifically to your request, written by a diligent author who strives to keep your original vision in mind at all times? 

If so, you’ve come to the wrong place!

Welcome to Tea’s Troll Requests, where you’ll get what you asked for, not necessarily what you want! Guidelines: Submit requests as a simple sentence. You can include tropes, location, general ideas etc.
You can include a dynamic and I will adhere to it, although in the spirit of these requests, it might not be executed in the way you expect!

Won't write: Non-Con
Mpreg / Breeding Kink
Heavy feminisation
Other kinks to be reviewed as they come up
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The Book at the End of the Universe, ch3—Phainon writes in his book, and Mydei sees the fantasy for what it truly is.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70766796/chapters/186409446

#phaidei
“Thank you so much for coming,” the woman says, slipping her gloved fingers into Phainon’s.

Phainon lifts her hand and bends over it at the same time, pantomiming a kiss just above the back of it. He releases her as he straightens, finally and truly looking at her. 

Worn, thin. Heavy lines around her face, hollow amber eyes. She wears a day dress of ivory linen and white lace, a pretty contrast to the fiery auburn of her hair. Not a beautiful woman but a handsome one worn down by grief and loss.

They’ve all been worn down by grief and loss. 

“Through here,” she says, and she pushes open the door to the most remarkable atelier Phainon has ever seen, so different from his own working space in his cramped flat. 

At the far end of the atelier stands a framed canvas, and seated before it, a young man with red-gold hair pulled into a queue. Only his shoulders move as he breathes.
Timmie will thank you for your suggestion 🫡
Ooh thats interesting. I've never actually read any so I might have to do some research 👀
If there's a lot, I won't be able to get to them all, and if there's multiple I have good ideas for, I'll be putting them to Patreon to vote on the order I do them.

Have fun! I look forward to causing problems. 😈
If you want a better idea of the vibes, think of the prompt, "A romantic last evening before the end of the world." Where you might just get a very romantic evening...plotting of world ending crime. 😊
Hello #ZhongChi #tartali and #zhongchili enjoyers! I am opening fic requests...with a twist!

Think of the guy who takes the photoshop requests and messes with them in unexpected ways... but in fic form!

Please drop requests below or in my DMs / Tumblr (teaandsconeswrites) asks.
Want a lovely fic, crafted specifically to your request, written by a diligent author who strives to keep your original vision in mind at all times? 

If so, you’ve come to the wrong place!

Welcome to Tea’s Troll Requests, where you’ll get what you asked for, not necessarily what you want! Guidelines: Submit requests as a simple sentence. You can include tropes, location, general ideas etc.
You can include a dynamic and I will adhere to it, although in the spirit of these requests, it might not be executed in the way you expect!

Won't write: Non-Con
Mpreg / Breeding Kink
Heavy feminisation
Other kinks to be reviewed as they come up
I am hoping for some absolutely devious loopholes 😆
Okay so I wanna take some oneshot requests BUT with the twist that I might put a silly spin on it / take it very literally / absolutely troll if the wording enables it. Or I might just do it normally, who knows?

If you're up for a bit of fun, keep an eye out for later this week!
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THE PROMPTS ARE HERE!

11 Prompts for 11.11, to celebrate the release of Childe banner and "the" Zhongchi patch! Want an excuse to write more Zhongchi? Hop in!

Follow this thread for more!

#11x11ZCDay #ZhongChi
Realising I haven't posted any oneshots since May this year. *sweats* I need to come up with some more ideas, but everything that's been hitting me lately is multi-chap length sigh
Chapter 9 of Night Hunter is up! Childe is so close to finding all the answers... #Zhongchi

🔶Modern / Paranormal AU
💧Agent Childe / Not-So-Human Zhongli
🔶Link Below!
The desk in the centre of the room has been completely upended, folders removed from the drawers and dumped on top. They’re spotlighted by the circle of light coming from the single, round window in the far corner, where a pigeon sits, cooing as it peers inside.

Without Alexei filling the space, it’s all too quiet, too uniform with every other room in this place, too lifeless.

“Competence is rewarded,” the Fatui always say. Yeah, right. 

In the other corner sits an unopened safe that’s as high as Childe’s waist, and he approaches it, crouching by the lock. So far it appears undamaged, which means Rybakov hasn’t gotten his dirty hands on it yet. Childe twists the dial into the starting position, then enters the code Alexei gave him.

The mechanism clicks. It actually worked. This is what Alexei wanted him to find. Childe’s heart beats faster. What terrible secret has Alexei left for him to find?

Childe takes the handle, opening it.
Quick heads up: Due to Ao3 maintenance, this week's chapter will be released on Saturday evening instead.