Scobeard
scobeard.bsky.social
Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social
Hokies fan. Generally aghast.
I can’t put my finger on exactly why but there’s nothing that sets off my “bad people made this” radar like jazzy remixed ragtime. Every time I hear the Southern Charm song I turn into a hater werewolf. The Charleston is a hate dance. It taunts me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It either smells like chicken nuggets in this bar or I’m having a stroke.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How can a capsized boat be filled with drugs. Better yet, how can Tommy here tell there were drugs in a boat he can only see the bottom of. Could be he’s lying. Could be he’s a bloodthirsty death cultist racist who just loves to wield mortal power. Who could ever really know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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One of the pathetic things about racist halfwits is they associate themselves with everything positive about this country merely because they're white and they were born here. Like this asshole has done more than most to shred the constitution and he's talking like he wrote it!
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lived in Minneapolis for 3 years right at the edge of Midtown and the Somali population there absolutely rips this President can go fuck himself all the way to the bone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Guys I’m starting to think that maybe Penn State shouldn’t have fired Franklin without a plan in place.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never had a problem with Penn State until a whole bunch of them started talking shit about James Franklin being the Virginia Tech coach but now I just want to ask them how my ass taste.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Say what you want about Still Wancil but at least he ain’t no bitch. Dude gets yelled at all day every day. Has the skin of a poster. Billionaires could never defend their ideas like him.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lane Kiffin’s ability to be an absolute mess is nearly unrivaled and that’s why he’s actually a perfect cultural fit for LSU.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You simply don’t get games like this in the NFL this game is beautiful.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Manny Diaz spoiler watch!
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hot take: Pass Interference is one of the most exciting calls in sports.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Oh that place got bad. Like bad bad.
Gotta go back on the other sight to see the Hokies meltdown and how they’re handling it I’m sorry it’s just this once.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HOOTIN’ ANDA HOLLERIN’
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Gotta go back on the other sight to see the Hokies meltdown and how they’re handling it I’m sorry it’s just this once.
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They’re going to “38-0 bro” us. iykyk
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Two times we’ve punted to give UVA the ball on our 40-something. A recipe for ass-flavored ass.
Look I don’t want to be an alarmist or anything but I’m beginning to suspect this Virginia Tech team might not be very good.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Look I don’t want to be an alarmist or anything but I’m beginning to suspect this Virginia Tech team might not be very good.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
James Franklin needs to recruit some James Franklinemen send skeet.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Living with a UVA grad is fine so long as they’re like mine and want to go to bed at halftime while her team is beating the shit out of mine.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kyron Drones is straight up 6’2” but gets a ball batted every game like he’s someone’s little brother in a pickup game.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Lotta Vols fans gonna see Satan this evening. No not him. That’s Diego Pavia.
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Toldjya
Don’t worry y’all Brent Venables was MADE for moments like this.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM