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Ben Schumin
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Ben Schumin, i.e. the guy that runs The Schumin Web.
I first read this and thought it said "Black Guacamole". Then when Elyse questioned it, I said, "I mean, it has the same amount of numbers." Then I got questioned again for that. Clearly, I'm not firing on all cylinders tonight. #blackguacamole #bathandbodyworks #thatsnotwhatthatsays
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Elyse says that these are perfect for me. #dickssportinggoods #sunglasses #totallyme
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Whenever I see the manual soap pump next to an automated soap dispenser somewhere, I can't help but think that it is an admission of defeat, and that no one wants to deal with that annoying automated one for a single minute longer. #soapdispenser #ihavehadenough
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is one of the stranger things that Google has advertised to me - on my own website, no less. #strangeads
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
What a waste of a perfectly good peanut butter cup. #wastedfood #target #groundintothecarpet
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
New Year's Day shopping is annoying because everyone either closed early or is closed outright. Everyone should have slept off their hangover by now (and I am well rested after last night), and I just want to run my errands. #newyearsday #annoyed
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I have survived another New Year's Eve.

I am exhausted.

Good night.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Cold days like this are cases where, while I am proud that I am from New Jersey, I am not unhappy that I don't live there anymore because it's probably even colder up there than it is in Maryland. #cold #newjersey #brrrrrrrrr
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Looking to make a portal site…

Lately, I've found myself in a bit of a conundrum: what domain to use for a new "portal" website that I am planning.  It's not going to be anything too elaborate, as it's more or less going to be a self-hosted version of what people use Linktree for, using a content…
Looking to make a portal site…
Lately, I've found myself in a bit of a conundrum: what domain to use for a new "portal" website that I am planning.  It's not going to be anything too elaborate, as it's more or less going to be a self-hosted version of what people use Linktree for, using a content engine called Linkstack.  The portal site would contain links to this site, the…
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December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just learned that half gallon zipper bags are a thing. When was such blasphemy first introduced?
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
An unsupervised trip to Virginia…

From December 11-13, I took a weekend trip down to Augusta County, completely unsupervised.  That was a switch from what usually happens.  Normally, when someone is solo traveling, it's Elyse, and I'm home because I have to work, but this time, Elyse stayed home…
An unsupervised trip to Virginia…
From December 11-13, I took a weekend trip down to Augusta County, completely unsupervised.  That was a switch from what usually happens.  Normally, when someone is solo traveling, it's Elyse, and I'm home because I have to work, but this time, Elyse stayed home due to other commitments, and I took a trip down by myself.  It was a pretty simple trip, but I had a good time. 
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December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I feel like every time I come through here, this place has a different name. First it was Poly-Bond. Then it was PGI. Then it was Avintiv. Then Berry Global. And now it's Magnera. Wonder what it will be called tomorrow. #magnera #namechange #waynesborova
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I can't help but think that these sorts of videos that are telling you about how highly choreographed and planned a Disney trip needs to be to get the most out of it and all of the ways that you can accidentally waste so much of your time and money are the biggest anti-advertisement possible.
17 Disney World MISTAKES That Could RUIN Your Trip!
YouTube video by Castle Compass
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December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I saw this on the back of someone's car today in Waynesboro. I couldn't help but to laugh at that "thang". #hawktuah #spitonthatthang #waynesborova
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A short-sighted solution?

Recently, the Maryland legislature passed a law that made a number of changes to vehicle registration in the state.  Most of it was fairly mundane, with changes to the fee structures and such, but one change stood out to me.  That was changed the requirements for historic…
A short-sighted solution?
Recently, the Maryland legislature passed a law that made a number of changes to vehicle registration in the state.  Most of it was fairly mundane, with changes to the fee structures and such, but one change stood out to me.  That was changed the requirements for historic vehicles, and I found it to be a bit short-sighted.  The memo that MVA put out about the changes…
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December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Two bits of good news today. First, I had a tasty breakfast this morning. Second, the smoke alarms at my house work really well. Those two things may or may not be related to each other. 😂 #breakfast #smokealarms #firstalert
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How I spent my Thanksgiving…

This year, I spent my Thanksgiving on the road, volunteering my time and money for Commonwealth Coach & Trolley, a Roanoke-based museum that owns a collection of vintage vehicles, largely transit buses.  Along with Elyse, I serve on the museum's board of directors.  On…
How I spent my Thanksgiving…
This year, I spent my Thanksgiving on the road, volunteering my time and money for Commonwealth Coach & Trolley, a Roanoke-based museum that owns a collection of vintage vehicles, largely transit buses.  Along with Elyse, I serve on the museum's board of directors.  On this particular occasion, I was transporting a recent acquisition down to its permanent home in Roanoke.  This was a former WMATA unit, bus 6181, a…
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November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'll bet they won't have... wow, they have it! #cannedbread #foodsofallnations #squidward
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When you go to Buc-ee's, you have to get a selfie with the beaver mascot. #bucees #mountcrawford
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For your enjoyment, here is a random photo from the trip that I made to Mobile, Alabama back in April. This is the pancake maker at the Tru by Hilton dispensing a glob of batter to make a tasty pancake. #trubyhilton #mobilealabama #pancakes
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Acting in a way that befits your name…

Recently, District of Columbia delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton introduced a bill to Congress that would change some local officials' job titles in Washington, DC.  Specifically, it would redesignate the mayor as "governor", redesignate the DC Council as the…
Acting in a way that befits your name…
Recently, District of Columbia delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton introduced a bill to Congress that would change some local officials' job titles in Washington, DC.  Specifically, it would redesignate the mayor as "governor", redesignate the DC Council as the "Legislative Assembly", redesignate the members of the DC Council as "representatives", and redesignate the chair of the council as "speaker".  This bill was introduced to show that the DC government is "prepared to make the transition from district to state."  Here is the press release that Norton's office put out:
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November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Many Faces of Pride, showing the Pride parade in Baltimore, is now available in Photography: www.schuminweb.com/photography/...
The Many Faces of Pride
On June 14, 2025, Baltimore held its Pride parade, which ran along Charles Street in the northern part of the city.  It was a very festive event, with an overarching message of love, equality, and inc...
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November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you’ve been looking for me on Flickr…

If you've been looking for me on Flickr lately, you're not going to find me there anymore.  My account was recently removed from the platform for alleged violations of their terms of service and/or community guidelines.  I found out while I was out on…
If you’ve been looking for me on Flickr…
If you've been looking for me on Flickr lately, you're not going to find me there anymore.  My account was recently removed from the platform for alleged violations of their terms of service and/or community guidelines.  I found out while I was out on Halloween, and spotted this in my email:
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November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A woman randomly gave me this little tiny stone today as I was leaving a doctor's appointment. She said, "For some reason, I feel like I need to give this to you," and then handed me the stone. I thanked her for it. It's pretty looking, too. Lots of different colors. #randomencounters
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Let’s talk about the ballroom…

Recently, there was a lot of discussion in the news about the demolition of the East Wing of the White House, part of which was built in 1902, and part of which was built in 1942, in order to make way for the proposed White House State Ballroom.  My opinions on this…
Let’s talk about the ballroom…
Recently, there was a lot of discussion in the news about the demolition of the East Wing of the White House, part of which was built in 1902, and part of which was built in 1942, in order to make way for the proposed White House State Ballroom.  My opinions on this entire project are mixed, and I suspect that most people are getting upset about the wrong things, and it also reveals a lot about how little people know about the White House. 
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October 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM