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Schnongs 🍬
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 5m
Let's see your Monday face... 🖤
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 12h
Who robbed the Louvre?
Right answer only
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 14h
Little collectible figures about as creepy as Bratz dolls. They come with everything you buy from the machine, and scream your name at the top of their lungs every time there’s even a hint of a quiet moment, just to make sure you never get a moment’s peace. Night mode: hysterical laughter.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 14h
Guten Morgen und starke Nerven für den Start 👋
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 15h
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge

(20) A song from 30 years ago

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 15h
#MusicChallenge #20SongsByYear

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(1) Foo Fighters- Monkey Wrench
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 15h
#ArtistFaveLP
#MusicChallenge

A debut album that outshined everything the band did afterward. I still know every lyric by heart, even though I hadn’t listened to it in decades.

Liquido (self-titled album)

(10) Saturday Rocks
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 23h
Die sollten lieber öfter mal welches anfassen.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
Ich sitz hier beim Vorbereiten auf nächste Woche auf dem Heizkissen und wärme meine Hände an der Teetasse 🥶

Aber natürlich sag ich auch nicht nein zu dem Eis, das mir eben gebracht wurde 😋
a cartoon mouse in a diaper is standing next to a wall and says `` ice cream '' .
Alt: eine kleine, graue Cartoonmaus in Windel zeigt mit der Hand auf ihren offenen Mund, schleckt mit der Zunge über ihre Lippen und reibt sich den Bauch, unten im GIF steht Ice Cream
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Kunterbunt Leben @kunterbuntleben.bsky.social · 1d
Wisst ihr, was mein Stadtbild stört?

- Naziparolen als Graffiti

- Alte Menschen, die in Mülleimern nach Flaschen suchen müssen

- Zugeparkte Geh- und Fahrradwege

- versiegelte / marode Straßen

- keine Grünflächen

- kein Platz für Kinder und Jugendliche
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
a blurry picture of a person with the words `` you got that right '' written on it .
Alt: a woman with short red hair is pointing a finger at the camera, caption: You got that right!!!
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
#RandomMovieGiF
a woman in a blue dress is dancing in a crowd
Alt: a woman in a blue dress with golden shoulder pads is dancing in a crowd
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
Share someone who looks stylish in a hat.
a young woman with long hair is wearing a hat with a yellow flower on it
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
#MusicChallenge #20SongsByYear

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(2) Green Day - Good Riddance
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge

(19) A song from 20 years ago

Daniel Powter - Bad Day
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
She just said that it will make her feel better if we write a complaint 😄 Fun family activity for tomorrow.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you, I hope so too. She has a vivid imagination. It will most likely be very present for a couple of days and then pop up again here and there for a very long time.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
I know that Halloween is coming up but other candy producers have cute little ghosts, pumpkins or bats on their stuff, not half-human-shaped monsters that even keep me from sleeping 🙄
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 1d
Vielen Dank an den Lutscher, der es für eine tolle Idee hielt seine Süßigkeiten mit Stranger Things zu vermarkten. Ich hab jetzt hier ein Kind, das wahrscheinlich nie wieder schlafen wird, weil ein Demogorgon an der Kasse im Supermarkt lauert. Geht‘s eigentlich noch?
a woman is standing in front of a kitchen counter .
Alt: eine Frau mit wütendem Gesicht schläft ihre Unterarme aneinander während sie in einer Küche steht
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
Share someone who looks stylish in flannel.
a guy with a white cap with a red c on it is sitting with his back to a crowd underneath him, he’s smiling at the camera wearing a flannel shirt and cargo pants
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
It's Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
I can totally relate. It’s even worse when there’s loud noise beforehand and then the slow “mom” and you can hear a trillion question marks while they call you.
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
If you see that, wave! 👋😃
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
The whole movie is so much fun 😄 The tardiness speech Travis gives, the reasons Elton always wants to leave class, Cher and her debates and inner monologue, Cher’s dad, Cher, Dionne and Tai together … I could go on forever 😆
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Schnongs 🍬 @schnongs.bsky.social · 2d
On Fridays we dance
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