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Cassian
@scassian.bsky.social
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Drawing out the thread of my verbosity finer than the staple of my argument
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1h
That Trump video is the perfect metaphor for what his deranged autocracy, aided by the utter malignant spinelessness of the GOP, is doing to American life.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 2h
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 3h
And he’s back in the Oval
Office on Monday.
And for another 3 years+.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 3h
Well, he is mad. He’s definitely mad.
In both the clinical and temperamental senses.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 5h
Trump will be back in the Oval Office Monday.
It’s like America’s trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally you’d like to take it off him but you don’t know you’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 5h
He’ll be back in the Oval Office on Monday.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 14h
They’re undercover violent terrorists, the sneaky swines.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 15h
Trump is a dementia addled ignoramus who was always the dumbest guy in the room before his brain turned to cheese.
He’s an idiot.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 15h
Which is why your farmers continue to blockade Ukrainian goods on a regular basis?
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 15h
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like they’re all trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally they’d like to take it off him but they don’t know they’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so they just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 15h
If you like that you’ll love this 👇😂
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 16h
The Dutch are the tallest people on Earth, such is the level of their modern day nutrition.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 17h
That’ll be clipped on Fox.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19h
Trump is Putin’s bitch.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 23h
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like America’s trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally you’d like to take it off him but you don’t know you’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 23h
Trump is golfing. Again.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 23h
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like America’s trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally you’d like to take it off him but you don’t know you’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 23h
No, it’s not that. Trump is trying to fix the election by telling Argentinians who are terrified by yet another economic collapse they won’t get help if they don’t vote for his guy.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 23h
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like America’s trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally you’d like to take it off him but you don’t know you’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like they’re all trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally they’d like to take it off him but they don’t know they’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so they just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
Come on. Give the guy a break. It’s not like he did anything truly unconscionable like using charity donations to pay for an oil painting of himself, is it?
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
Actually he hasn’t been ‘stripped’. He just states he’ll stop using them. This is very much not the same thing. Apart from anything else to actually remove his Dukedom requires an Act of Attainder, which has to pass Parliament.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
Disinhibition. Classic symptom of advancing dementia.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
‘Surrendered’.
Yeah right. He’s been told to acquiesce or the whole machine will come down on him.
He’s been forced because he’s too much of a slime ball to do the right thing voluntarily.
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social · 1d
Trump is openly deranged. It’s like they’re all trapped in a room with a chimp holding a flamethrower.
Ideally they’d like to take it off him but they don’t know they’d get to it before he squeezed the flame on button, so they just keep desperately throwing him bananas to keep him happy
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