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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · Feb 23
if you swallow an iPhone it turns into a rock in your stomach
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
terrified for when Walmart gives me my Year in Review like “ohhhh you bought 400 bottles of VitaminWater XXX. Individually.”
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
only the essentials
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
I can’t be posting that I have epilepsy it’s like stolen valor
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the only social media I have on my iphone is Facebook and I use it exclusively to find Marketplace gems like this
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
Ok And If You Dont Like It Get Off Of My Web Page !!!!!
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
If you dont like it get off of my web page
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
bro my hr manager posting shit like I’ve never seen a color more magnificent than green on main
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
Shit inside of my ass. Whatever
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
FUCK LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUTTTTT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT PLEEEEEASE FUCK PLEASE LET ME OUT LET ME OUTTTTTTRRRTTTTTTTTTT HELP HEP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP PLEASE LET ME OUT SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE HELP LET ME OUT NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING PLEASEEEEEE LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
im gods perfect little angel. You could never do it. Many have tried
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
Literalllllly. no one asked for your opinion .
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
i forgot how to lie
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
this is me if you even give a fuck at all
Picture of me and my friend MSN Messenger icon of two figures standing next to each other
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
OK 👍
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I was having a full overstimulation moment and meanwhile he’s lying next to me blissfully oblivious to this reading Wikipedia List of Saints and saying shit like “did you know there was a Saint Gleb”
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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 7d
They would name bitches whatever in the 11th-13th centuries. Like yeah let's name our son Norbert. our firstborn is named Gleb.
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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d
I could be a lime or I could be a green
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in
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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d
Spoken For but it's green
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
A screenshot of the Walmart Shopping app telling the user to Keep Shopping For: ‘Sticks’
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
no I dont
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d
I gotta start posting again
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · Jul 5
I heard the Betsy Ross museum has started letting people fuck the flag. Thank you President Trump!!’
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · Jul 6
I hope every executive at Adobe, Inc. fucking dies
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · Jul 5
not enough people talk about Combos
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · Jun 23
my favorite vector based design software is Microsoft Powerpoint
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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · May 9
waiter….waiter…….3pm melatonin pleease!