Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Pinned
my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
SPENINALLMYNIGHTSALONE
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
SPENINALLMYNIGHTSALONE
I ask Santa, for Christmas, uh, piss on the world, hell,
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I ask Santa, for Christmas, uh, piss on the world, hell,
a girl recently said to me wait if you’re gay and have a poop phobia how does that work? girl exactly.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
a girl recently said to me wait if you’re gay and have a poop phobia how does that work? girl exactly.
shower water still cold what the FUCK
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
shower water still cold what the FUCK
I don’t care if you found wet underwear in Luigi Mangione’s backpack it should’ve been me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don’t care if you found wet underwear in Luigi Mangione’s backpack it should’ve been me.
ok let me leave the roomie drama off the skyline I have an album to promote
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ok let me leave the roomie drama off the skyline I have an album to promote
heyyy let’s generate interest in me
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
heyyy let’s generate interest in me
STOOOOOGE EXPANDED!
OUT DECEMBER 19th
OUT DECEMBER 19th
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
STOOOOOGE EXPANDED!
OUT DECEMBER 19th
OUT DECEMBER 19th
clowns are so in this year
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
clowns are so in this year
is anyone else’s algorithm trying to drive them insane
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
is anyone else’s algorithm trying to drive them insane
can’t get out of bed
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
can’t get out of bed
Queen is clown themed?!
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Queen is clown themed?!
you must be most-woofed on scruff
and just my luck, you got the good stuff
and just my luck, you got the good stuff
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
you must be most-woofed on scruff
and just my luck, you got the good stuff
and just my luck, you got the good stuff
ok so ur oomfpit… THAT DON’T IMPRESSA ME MUCH
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
ok so ur oomfpit… THAT DON’T IMPRESSA ME MUCH
nothing like a warm pizza on your lap in the passenger seat in the winter time
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
nothing like a warm pizza on your lap in the passenger seat in the winter time
friend showed me his Spotify wrapped and Rhett Rhapsody is only spot 4 of the top 5 including an AI artist
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
friend showed me his Spotify wrapped and Rhett Rhapsody is only spot 4 of the top 5 including an AI artist
does anyone else have to send out Great Meeting You DM’s like Christmas cards after every night out
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
does anyone else have to send out Great Meeting You DM’s like Christmas cards after every night out
hello hello baby, you called? I can’t hear a thing. I have got no service in the club you see see.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
hello hello baby, you called? I can’t hear a thing. I have got no service in the club you see see.
idk who anyone is but I’m gonna say hi
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
idk who anyone is but I’m gonna say hi
touch my butt and buy me pineapple pizza I’m not like other girls
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
touch my butt and buy me pineapple pizza I’m not like other girls
Cousin Eddie kinda trade
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cousin Eddie kinda trade
something my dumbass actually said last night: what’s with all the fur I’m seeing? is it in right now?
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
something my dumbass actually said last night: what’s with all the fur I’m seeing? is it in right now?
me to every diva at the end of every boots
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
me to every diva at the end of every boots
me during Looks Good last night
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
me during Looks Good last night