Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴
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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼‍🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
SPENINALLMYNIGHTSALONE
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I ask Santa, for Christmas, uh, piss on the world, hell,
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
a girl recently said to me wait if you’re gay and have a poop phobia how does that work? girl exactly.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
shower water still cold what the FUCK
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t care if you found wet underwear in Luigi Mangione’s backpack it should’ve been me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ok let me leave the roomie drama off the skyline I have an album to promote
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
heyyy let’s generate interest in me
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
STOOOOOGE EXPANDED!
OUT DECEMBER 19th
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
clowns are so in this year
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
is anyone else’s algorithm trying to drive them insane
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
can’t get out of bed
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Queen is clown themed?!
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
you must be most-woofed on scruff
and just my luck, you got the good stuff
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ok so ur oomfpit… THAT DON’T IMPRESSA ME MUCH
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
nothing like a warm pizza on your lap in the passenger seat in the winter time
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
friend showed me his Spotify wrapped and Rhett Rhapsody is only spot 4 of the top 5 including an AI artist
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
does anyone else have to send out Great Meeting You DM’s like Christmas cards after every night out
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hello hello baby, you called? I can’t hear a thing. I have got no service in the club you see see.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
idk who anyone is but I’m gonna say hi
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
touch my butt and buy me pineapple pizza I’m not like other girls
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Cousin Eddie kinda trade
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
something my dumbass actually said last night: what’s with all the fur I’m seeing? is it in right now?
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me to every diva at the end of every boots
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
me during Looks Good last night
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM