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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 18h

I think she's the daughter of the Elmer's Glue bull and the Borden Dairy cow (who are canonically married)

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 1d

Kum & Go

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 4d

*misreading a sign in a Mario 64 romhack* "Oh my god, simpleflips was in a shootout??"

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 4d

Only Bruce Wayne is rich enough to afford being from another planet.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 4d

Guys I think I figured it out! Superman is actually Bruce Wayne!!

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 5d

I forgot about Shemp

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 5d

I'm trying to think of jokes about floating off into space forever, but my mind just keeps wandering back to that "if the Three Stooges were alive today" video.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 5d

The number one rule of immortality is to never put yourself in a potential Gravity (2013) situation.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 7d

I don't know what those are so I'm just picturing the things from The Matrix.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 8d

Came here to make the same comparison.

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 8d

Daft Punk yelling at the new studio intern.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 8d

Oh wow I didn't even notice the hunchback in the first picture.

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

The real kind or the good-in-a-shitty-way Oscar Mayer kind? (Either way, too long ago to remember)

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

Apparently you need experience to type "chatgpt please draw me a big tiddie anime girl"

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry, I'm too distracted by the Woke Restroom (Wokeroom) in the background.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

I'm old enough to remember that when Obama was elected, the right complained that he was gonna start making everyone call him "King Obama."

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

Made a playlist of albums that I need to catch up on or that I've just been meaning to listen to (1700+ tracks, 113 hours)

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 9d

Listening to "Lost Frequency" by USAO/Shandy Kubota, and laughing because the main synth riff is basically just The Lick.

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 10d

When I was little I thought "closing my eyes" meant shutting them as tight as possible, and then I wondered why I was having so much trouble falling asleep.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 10d

The Liberty Mutual yellow background is the same color as the YouTube ad timeline bar.

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 10d

I've had Twitch emotes turned off for a while, and it makes it so obvious how many people just spam the same emotes over and over.

Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 10d

I still don't know what the little green bonus button thing is in Twitch chat. Maybe it allows you to spam more racist frog emotes or something.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 11d

Uhh... musical artists, I mean.

...uh, as in musicians. Not the people who make art for musicals.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 11d

Hey artists, if your album's final track has like 5 minutes of silence before a secret track (or some little studio banter or whatever), maybe split those up on the digital version.

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Sawtooth🦝🎧 @sawtoothch.bsky.social · 11d

I don't know if it works with Android Auto. I don't know if a free account actually lets you listen to music (obviously you can't just play whatever track you want on demand, but you should at least be able to shuffle a playlist, right?)

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