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@satyrscientist.bsky.social

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He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, goo monster, hobby photographer, erotica writer. Blood scientist by day, satyr by night. Profile contains adult material!

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 1d

That’s so neat! I love how animated text can do “voiceless voice acting” ever since Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door used it like that.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 2d

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Void🔞 | VGen @voiddebris.bsky.social · 7d

iPad artists, HUGE news!!

Affinity designer, publisher, and photo can be purchased FOR FREE rn

No subscription, just free

Here's how

1) Download ALL THREE apps on the app store

#DigitalArt #iPadArtist #Art #Affinity

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Screenshot of affinity photo, publisher, and designer in the apple app store.

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mascDMtop @mascdomtop.bsky.social · 3d

Hotter Than The Bluest Flame

Digital painting of a muscular black man lit by strong contrasting blue and sunset lights across their side and back respectively #gayart #queerart #mine #digitalart #digitalpainting #mascdomtop

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 3d

I'M SORRY, I BEAT THE MAIN STORY OF HADES II AND MY REWARD IS THAT A CHARACTER BECOMES INCREDIBLY CUNTY???

HELL YES????

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 4d

The autism won.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Bro who’s Onil

(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

That and the guy who owns Epic Games is extremely into Ready Player One.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 7d

This. It’s a shared space.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Lab manager: "Wait, the vendor said this couldn't be done. How did you-"
Me:

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

“Jino’s horny ass” implies the existence of Jino’s non-horny ass.
Blinking awake in a bedroom that looks like a hurricane hit, the ass sighs, putting on glasses and the torn-up sweater best he hulked out of last night. A laptop boots, and the ass reviews the credit card. This will need rebudgeting…

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Irish Kofi @irishkofi.bsky.social · 9d

The backside of your breeder - he's comin'. His strong ass is for putting power into his thrusts. Just happens to be sweatier and more breedable than yours 💦.

Incredible model + animation by @dukesranch.bsky.social.
Render, Wet & steam FX, compositing + SFX by me.

Blender Cycles.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 10d

“This promethussy is fire” - you, briefly, before his fuckass boss fight incinerates you

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 10d

Sequential or at different times? Like, am I imagining you dressed like a Roman emperor, erection pointing straight towards a silver platter of treats?

Joking aside, rest is important. Hope you recharge well and have a nice day.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 10d

Call it the drip of Theseus ‘cos over the past couple years I’ve replaced nearly all parts of this outfit but it’s still a banger.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Apologised to my partner for having been moody and irritable lately. They answered they love me, and that supporting me when I’m low is part of our relationship, as I did for them. They even reassured me that I noticed my behaviour and sought to talk.
Love them so much. 😭😭🥹

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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 11d

Celebrating Manchester leather weekend and Locktober a the same time! What could go wrong?

(I'm so horny please help)

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Is “sitting on your face” helping?

I don’t hear you complain.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Given the average digimon evolutionary line, I assume it goes become Yama (toon quadruped dog) -> human in singlet with a mask -> Yama (toon anthropomorphic dog in singlet

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Me: I don’t need a new jacket.
Also me:

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Blackface but for your brown eye????

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 12d

I get to keep bullying you, *and* someone else pays the price?

Where’s my HD camera….

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 12d

Casting self-fulfilling prophecies, are we? Perhaps you'll have an easier shot if I drain you dry.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 13d

i should not be allowed to name things

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