Satoshi Tajiri
satoshitajiri.bsky.social
Satoshi Tajiri
@satoshitajiri.bsky.social
Creator of Pokemon, autistic and senior supervisor at Game Freak. Don't worry! Pokemon gen 10 drops late 2026! PARODY ACCOUNT
now that my prostate has been examined and is confirmed healthy, it's time to get back to gen 10
January 26, 2024 at 5:40 AM
my genital health is all checked up. doc said i'm healthy
January 26, 2024 at 5:39 AM
gen 10 might not actually follow the 3 year generation pattern, fuck me in the ass dude
January 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
leak gen 10 and i will goon to you
January 26, 2024 at 5:35 AM
troubles and drinkin
January 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Failed an aptitude test. Fuck it.
January 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I hope I don't get canceled in my video game making career, fellas.
January 13, 2024 at 9:24 PM
we made ditto in pokemon because we wanted to introduce a basic bitch as a pokemon, like my wife
January 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
i really liked that toopack fella, it's a shame he died two years before the north american release of red, blue and yellow
January 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
seggs in the game freak office
December 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
so gen 10 was tentatively titled "pokemon antifa and pokemon proud boys" but obviously that would not sit well with the masses in the west. gen 10 is knee deep in development right now btw if anyone cares
December 30, 2023 at 12:18 PM
im scared to say their name but it starts with a Y. no, not like pokemon Y.
December 30, 2023 at 12:14 PM
okay never mind, they just gave me a warning. phew. i am here to announce that i was only joking about masuda being homosexual. he's a straight man. you got that? he's STRAIGHT! ok!? don't think otherwise!
December 30, 2023 at 12:10 PM
please dear god no don't let this be true
December 30, 2023 at 12:09 PM
i think i hear "them" outside my house
December 30, 2023 at 12:05 PM
they're gonna come after me now
December 30, 2023 at 12:04 PM
oh shit oh fuck oh piss i said too much
December 30, 2023 at 12:04 PM
go ichinose pulled the fuck up. game freak represent, bitch
December 30, 2023 at 12:00 PM
guys i have a game freak secret that i'm goin to reveal, bear with me here. i know we folks at game freak don't reveal behind the scenes development stuff but i just gotta reveal that mr. masuda is a closet homosexual. he's too scared to admit it though
December 30, 2023 at 11:58 AM
pokemon gen 10..............
December 30, 2023 at 11:52 AM