Jay
@satanicnightjar.bsky.social
30+ | depressed again | still a bad person
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I have this foreboding feeling that they'd make critical infrastructure embedded with AI and then we'll have to spend 20 years pulling that shit out and refactoring everything. Some kid in grade 7 right now will come up with the revolutionary "novel" idea of minimalism and everyone will love it.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have this foreboding feeling that they'd make critical infrastructure embedded with AI and then we'll have to spend 20 years pulling that shit out and refactoring everything. Some kid in grade 7 right now will come up with the revolutionary "novel" idea of minimalism and everyone will love it.
After Wednesday no more meetings for 3 weeks 🥳
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
After Wednesday no more meetings for 3 weeks 🥳
Man these temperature fluctuations are so annoying
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Man these temperature fluctuations are so annoying
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gamer bun
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
gamer bun
I am a slightly different person in English.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I am a slightly different person in English.
Whatever happened to those little Kraft cheese tins? Did I hallucinate them?
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Whatever happened to those little Kraft cheese tins? Did I hallucinate them?
My entire life is just categorizing needless stuff to take home, buying new stuff to take home, and going home and buying new stuff to bring back. I'm barely surviving and I honestly don't know how some people have whole-ass families.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My entire life is just categorizing needless stuff to take home, buying new stuff to take home, and going home and buying new stuff to bring back. I'm barely surviving and I honestly don't know how some people have whole-ass families.
Getting gel nails once helped me stop biting my nails but now I've realized that they grow so fast it's SO ANNOYING.
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Getting gel nails once helped me stop biting my nails but now I've realized that they grow so fast it's SO ANNOYING.
Markers for success: not getting mentioned in a stand up routine
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Markers for success: not getting mentioned in a stand up routine
I have run out of steam with the fitness tracker research, because I found a barely good enough one for cheap but it won't arrive in time. So now I gotta distract myself with a new toy.
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I have run out of steam with the fitness tracker research, because I found a barely good enough one for cheap but it won't arrive in time. So now I gotta distract myself with a new toy.
Made an exam question and I feel like scum
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Made an exam question and I feel like scum
Ok I was willing to compromise with a wireless charging powerbank because you never forget the powerbank and even that seems to be a bust. Everything is proprietary bullshit.
Really need a smartband or something with USB C charging.
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ok I was willing to compromise with a wireless charging powerbank because you never forget the powerbank and even that seems to be a bust. Everything is proprietary bullshit.
Mom is like "maybe you should start writing another paper" and not even any of my supervisors are this bothered. 🤦🏾♀️
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Mom is like "maybe you should start writing another paper" and not even any of my supervisors are this bothered. 🤦🏾♀️
"Room temperature" butter is the enemy of all my plans
Going to bake some stuff today. I don't want to, but I bought some cream cheese during a rare inspirational mood and now it's gonna expire but it's cheese so that's unacceptable.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Room temperature" butter is the enemy of all my plans
Really need a smartband or something with USB C charging.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Really need a smartband or something with USB C charging.
Going to bake some stuff today. I don't want to, but I bought some cream cheese during a rare inspirational mood and now it's gonna expire but it's cheese so that's unacceptable.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Going to bake some stuff today. I don't want to, but I bought some cream cheese during a rare inspirational mood and now it's gonna expire but it's cheese so that's unacceptable.
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Universities reward speed, output, and compliance. Careers depend on fitting institutional priorities: strategic projects, topics, strategic alliances.
Saying “yes” advances you. Asking “why” slows you down. When survival depends on alignment, curiosity quietly becomes a risk factor. #philsci
Saying “yes” advances you. Asking “why” slows you down. When survival depends on alignment, curiosity quietly becomes a risk factor. #philsci
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Universities reward speed, output, and compliance. Careers depend on fitting institutional priorities: strategic projects, topics, strategic alliances.
Saying “yes” advances you. Asking “why” slows you down. When survival depends on alignment, curiosity quietly becomes a risk factor. #philsci
Saying “yes” advances you. Asking “why” slows you down. When survival depends on alignment, curiosity quietly becomes a risk factor. #philsci
He would host hunger games and make it suck for non-humanitarian reasons also 😂
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He would host hunger games and make it suck for non-humanitarian reasons also 😂
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Kinda wanna scrape a random address and send that a christmas card with a common native name just to confuse people.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Kinda wanna scrape a random address and send that a christmas card with a common native name just to confuse people.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
Goddamn they've opened a new local prison and it looks better than my studio, sans kitchen. Which makes sense, they can do plenty torture with food alone.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Goddamn they've opened a new local prison and it looks better than my studio, sans kitchen. Which makes sense, they can do plenty torture with food alone.
The thing about asking people to abandon Windows and move to linux is, the only convincing thing I can say is involuntary data collection will lead to you being recreated virtually without consent and being sold, but I also know AI to be too stupid to actually do that at the moment, or ever.
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The thing about asking people to abandon Windows and move to linux is, the only convincing thing I can say is involuntary data collection will lead to you being recreated virtually without consent and being sold, but I also know AI to be too stupid to actually do that at the moment, or ever.
Reading some AI related LinkedIn posts really makes you wanna bring back public stoning.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Reading some AI related LinkedIn posts really makes you wanna bring back public stoning.
Leaning on vertical structures regardless of the length of time I have to wait. I would lean even if it's for 2 seconds. I would NOT just keep standing up.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Leaning on vertical structures regardless of the length of time I have to wait. I would lean even if it's for 2 seconds. I would NOT just keep standing up.