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Jay
@satanicnightjar.bsky.social
69 followers 33 following 25 posts
30+ | not depressed anymore | still a bad person *Posts/replies older than 2 days will get deleted when I remember to run a script
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 7h
Although I was told my writing is hard to read 😔
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 7h
Everyone's like "i WiLl reAd yOur WriTing" and they are all just lies.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 10h
There's someone drawing one of my favorite characters as a jacob horse on tumblr and it's the most cursed thing I've ever seen, but I also can't get enough of it.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 16h
I didn't even know he had multiple cats.
malwaretech.com Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 1d
I really want to know what this guy spent 7 years studying, because "We need quantum computers to protect the environment because the environment is quantum" is the kind of statement I'd expect from a 7 year old after watching a single PBS Space Time YouTube video.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 16h
Are you ever extremely disappointed at people who fawn over babies... all babies... equally? Really?? There's no variety in your preference at all? I would understand if you thought them cute and moved on without trying interact with them like imbeciles. But this is just excessive, Mom and Grandma.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 17h
Like the Cavil superman, they tried to make him edgy and that turned out insufferable for everyone including edgy people.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 17h
It's superman dude. It's literally supposed to be like that. This is on you!
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 21h
I saw Uruguay has legalized euthanasia. Meanwhile our dudes are hammering on about a fucking Watawala ad starting off with "Him, Her and Them". If regressing as a society were a sport..
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 21h
You were the first guest I planned for!!
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
I should get to do a podcast where I interview my friends in rotation and we get to be unadulterated haters.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
zero knowledge proof implementation for finding out whether people are doing well without actually having to talk to them
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
because I'm proficient in the other 2 stringed instruments I own
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
Had a dream yesterday about a lute of all things and now wondering if I should get one.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
That's gonna take like 15 minutes max.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
It's annoying how many times I wish a particular thing would exist and it turns out it's already there. It's not so much "where were you when I was 15?" but "why was I in disappointmentsville when all this shit existed elsewhere already?"
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
Planning to join a bunch of EU COST Actions 😬
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
I think it's like "who'd sign for my loan if I don't sign for theirs". I feel bad that these people are often held liable for just trusting people. Especially when someone can't pay due to medical emergencies and such.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
You can just smash a PC/HD. It's the cloud subscriptions that one has to worry about.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
Is it too early to think about rights that prevent billionaires from sweeping your PCs and absorbing your data into "the great intelligence" once you're dead? Like I don't want to be part of a swarm, man, I already hate everything.
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 1d
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Coworkers were discussing co-signing loans for their friends and how risky each situation was and I was sitting there like "one time when I was kid, someone said there was leftover food but there wasn't any and I haven't trusted a single person since then"
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Don't drink into the night on random ass wednesdays kids
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
you burn through micro-fixations way too fast, while I, obsess for 5-7 years
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
At the end of a wine bottle again, thinking about lost friends, dead friends and dying friends.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
gotta find a new thing to be mildly obsessed with
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