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Orlando B ✍️
@sarkastiklover.bsky.social
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He/Him, Artist, Digital Dilettante Above all else, a dumbass Prints https://www.inprnt.com/profile/orlando/ Commissions Open at https://vgen.co/Sarkastiklover
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · Jul 8
Happy #PortfolioDay, beautiful peeps!

Also, hello, new peeps, my name is Orlando and I'm a digital illustrator from Portugal who likes to play with colors!

Available for work!

All my links: linktr.ee/sarkastiklover

#art #digitalart #illustration
Link, facing down Calamity Ganon, with the Master Sword ready and Zelda in his thoughts Three warriors standing atop floating rubble in an urban setting, confident amidst the chaos and ready to fight, forever A portrait of a woman lightly touching the underside of her left eye with her middle finger, advertising Infinity, a product that allows your eyes to sparkle like a star Wonder Woman rushing towards the camera with the Lasso of Truth in hand
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Dan H Artworks @danhawk333.bsky.social · 12h
Bit more time today between cooking and cleaning up after cooking (Canadian Thanksgiving).
11x17 pen and paper
#surreal #macabre #wip #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark
In progress drawing of a right facing partial face emerging geometric thr left side of the page with balls of energy emerging from the third eye set against a twisted and surreal background
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Pete “The Cabin in the” Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 12h
Moonbases are cool. I want a moonbase.
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 15h
This popped into my head after seeing Watchmen back in the conversation, and I just had to get rid of it.

I blame the timeline, for this...
#art #illustration #comics #digitalart
A 4 panel comic. In the 1st panel, we see Alan Moore sitting in a victorian chair, reading a big ass book, while drinking tea In the 2nd, his wife passes by, mentioning that WATCHMEN is trending again She asks if he wants to order Tikka Masala in the third, as he stares furiously into the horizon The 4th panel is a close up on his face, as he fumes over WATCHMEN being in the public discourse, again
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 13h
Huh, Chet Hanks does exist...

Really thought the Internet was trying to gaslight me, on that one...
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🕸️jess m. 🎃🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 14h
my bias is returning, somehow?? yay #hazbinhotel #artpost
fanart illustrations of Adam, a chubby douchebag with unkempt hair and a goatee, wearing a white and yellow sweater, passionately makes out with Lute, woman with a bleached platinum bob haircut and pale skin, who slides her hand into his shirt. the dialogue, "a-are you real?" "well fuck, baby, you wanna find out?"
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BlindCoyote 🔜 BLFC @blindcoyote.com · 14h
I'm David Pumpkins!!!
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 14h
The far right didn't get many wins in today's local elections, which was a pretty nice surprise.

It doesn't really say much about national elections, but we should celebrate any bit of good news...
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 15h
It's an awesome era!
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 15h
What colors define your portfolio?

I’m in my bink n’ burple era rn 💕
A single-page comic of my OCs, Brooke and Olive, having passionate sex with each other. Panel 1: A nude Brooke smiles and lays back on a bed, spreading herself as a a visibly excited Olive mounts her. Brooke: "Have me, please?" Olive: "Ok!" Panel 2: A close-up frontal view of Olive on top of Brooke, pounding away as her balls tighten and pump into her. Brooke is watching her partner's cock slide in and out with awe. Olive: OHHh FuuUUUucK Sound effects: plap plap pump pump plap (lol) Panel 3: A close up of Brooke's face, as she throws her head back in ecstasy. Brooke: Oh- OH- Olive! Panel 4: Olive slams her hips into Brooke, her face tightening as she cums deep inside. Brooke arches her back and grips the sheets as she orgasms in tandem. Olive: AaaHNn!! Brooke: ooOOHH~! Sound effect: SQUiiRRTt! lmao Panel 5: An interior view of Olive's dick, spurting a huge, thick load into Brooke's pussy Sound effect: Splurt! jfc writing alt text for this shit is crazy A woman dressed in all black holds her gloved hands up, framing her face against a white tile background. 1996 EXPECTATIONS MADELINE GOLDSTEIN jandri2025 A woman leans forward and shrieks wildly at the viewer, her teeth and tongue tainted with blood and drool. Her eyes burn blood red as strands of her long, billowing hair cross her face. Text reads: FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU LOOK VULGAR TO ME. POSSESSION A FILM BY ANDRZEJ ŻUŁAWSKI ISABELLE ADJANI SAM NEIL A leashed doggirl Olive sits on the floor, resigned to intense comfort as catgirl Brooke kneels behind them and ruffles the hair behind their floppy ears.
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 15h
This popped into my head after seeing Watchmen back in the conversation, and I just had to get rid of it.

I blame the timeline, for this...
#art #illustration #comics #digitalart
A 4 panel comic. In the 1st panel, we see Alan Moore sitting in a victorian chair, reading a big ass book, while drinking tea In the 2nd, his wife passes by, mentioning that WATCHMEN is trending again She asks if he wants to order Tikka Masala in the third, as he stares furiously into the horizon The 4th panel is a close up on his face, as he fumes over WATCHMEN being in the public discourse, again
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 17h
*gets an idea that might get someone to drop a curse on his ass*

*drops everything to start drawing it*

... I think there's something wrong with my survival instincts...
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
There's a bit of novelty to it's inclusion, but it's hardly the first time someone read a traditional "hero's journey" tale wrong, tbh.
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
Jesus fucking Christ, we lost him far, far too soon...
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 19h
Satoshi Kon would have turned 62 today ;_;
Fanart by Jinou (x.com/Jinou_rakugaki)
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 19h
Satoshi Kon would have turned 62 today ;_;
Fanart by Jinou (x.com/Jinou_rakugaki)
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
💯, though in this case I'd argue he's mostly right.

I don't think I've ever met someone who wouldn't be livid, in that situation 😅
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, yeah. The "Alan Moore disavows Watchmen" saga is almost as long as the damn book, tbh
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, he gave up on it pretty much immediately, for a million different reasons!
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, that has been going on for years, now, especially the duck lips thing.

I've got friends just a couple of years younger than me who've been doing it since I've known them. Maybe it's more widespread with Gen Z, but it was already a thing
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
It's also just not even top 10 "The fuck is wrong with his brain?" of those sermons, or whatever the fuck he calls those...
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
It's kinda funny to me that the Watchmen/One Piece stuff from the Peter Thiel Guardian piece is what set my timeline ablaze, because I've seen Watchmen be misinterpreted so many times, that I didn't even give that part much thought.
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Orlando B ✍️ @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 19h
A bit.

But I feel like it goes a bit beyond the filters, really.

I've seen some of my younger colleagues (and a few of the older ones) have some small gestures or body language that make me go "why are they acting like they're in a youtube/TikTok video?" a few times.
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sleazy ⛓️ waitlist open @sleazy.bsky.social · 22h
Happy b-day, V 🎉

#Cyberpunk2077
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saucy @saucymauler.org · 1d
im still available!
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saucy @saucymauler.org · 2d
i got slots open for the taking! if youre interested in getting a commission from me add me on discord so we can discuss!

My Prices:
trello.com/b/ZMdXZ0gY/c...
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罐头搅拌机EX @domshaka.bsky.social · 1d
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Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️‍⚧️ @poulsens.bsky.social · 1d
Here is a very quick Jesse Faden from Control as I recently played through that again.

#Art #Control #JesseFaden
Jesse Faden from Control, in a minimalist style. She is flying through the air with her arms behind her for speed, one of which is holding her signature pistol. She is wearing a leather jacket which is open so you can see the top underneath.
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