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Sarah
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social
Exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting
As a connoisseur of many a Real Housewife tantrum, I’m going to have to give Mo 10/10 in terms of delivery, impact and timing
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
He’s off then
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ooh Villa
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’d forgotten Jadon Sancho was at Villa
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That’ll do pig
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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now *these* are the British values I want Labour to be championing
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
James Acaster is A LOT isn’t he #saturdaykitchen
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A surprisingly wholesome YouTube wrapped
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I’ve been promised a trip to Dot Bagel’s (IYKYK) for lunch and I am beyond excited already and I’ve not even had breakfast yet
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December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
As if you couldn’t watch the original Downton as a spoof in the first place
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Not sure who convinced Rio Ferdinand that he has charisma but that person should be in prison.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Managed 5 mins of the World Cup draw before I could feel my insides dying of cringe.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As well as little jam treat I get to practice words for fruits in French
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
@notthatmilo.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Double jam-mas today as didn’t get chance yesterday
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Watching the surprisingly rich Sycamore Gap crime documentary on Channel 4.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m dangerously close to moving to “that’s a problem for January” as my standard response. I’ve not gone this early before
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’d missed the news of Robin Smith’s death yesterday and this from his last interview just days ago is heartbreaking
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
An 8.15pm kick off is ridiculous, do they not know that without fail I fall asleep on the sofa by 9pm
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Disappointingly another month has passed without me winning a million on the premium bonds
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
PSA, Those little Bonne Maman jars aren’t quite enough to cover 3 crumpets. 2, job done, 3, not so much.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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By the way there's only one true Paddington and it's this guy
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Day 1 of Jam-mas
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM