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Dr Sarah Brand

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*Trombonist. *Forensic Music Therapist *Academic *Absolute shower 📍Kent, UK. When nothing goes right, go left. Join a union.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · Oct 23

Not only have I got a bad memory, I’ve also got a bad memory.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 9h

Babies won’t be allowed to be born in the UK until they have a post graduate degree in Physics.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 20h

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

www.independent.co.uk

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

Philip Glass wondering if you’re going to drink that cup of tea he made for you half an hour ago or what?

BBC Radio 3 Now Playing Bot (Unofficial) @bbcradio3bot.bsky.social · 10h

BBC Radio 3
Night Tracks

Now Playing
Philip Glass, Gene Rickard & Joan La Barbara
Etoile Polaire (North Star)

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

Bet it’s had work done.

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

TV shutting down at 9pm.

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

A few weeks ago I went out 3 nights in a row and that’s me done, I mean, fuck that.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

And completely unnecessary.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

Is it because it’s fucking shit here?

Sky News @news.sky.com · 10h

Why the weather has been gloomy in the UK recently

If the weather in your part of the country has been grey and dull, then it may be because of a meteorological phenomenon known as anticyclonic gloom.

news.sky.com

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

Could I send a Zoom link to an open mic night?

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

This has also a scuppered any chance I had of being an arena filling stand up comedy sensation.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

And heavy blankets

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 10h

Just when I think about getting back into the live music scene, I remember I fucking hate going out and love being in bed by 9pm most nights.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 12h

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 12h

Some good news at last.

Amazing Facts @amazingfacts.bsky.social · 12h

The world is facing a clown shortage.

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 18h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 12h

I love my local offy. You already feel drunk before you even step into the premises.

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 18h

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 18h

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 18h

Ta :)

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 18h

Including me 😬

Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 18h

i woZ thRonE oWt 4 BeeinG 2 SowBer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 22h

Hi Cats and Kittens I’m having a bit of a crap day. Hope your Tuesday is better 🎉

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Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.com · 22h

How can you talk about books when the world is burning and other stupid things to say

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Composers Doing Normal Shit @normalcomposers.bsky.social · 1d

Franz Liszt having a miserable time with his students.

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Composers Doing Normal Shit @normalcomposers.bsky.social · 1d

Krzysztof Penderecki drinking alone.

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Johannes Grenzfurthner @grenzfurthner.bsky.social · 1d

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