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I hope you like fish, I hope you like whining. And Neighbours.

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · Oct 18

I've started to paint the birds I see in Australia so I've been a bit off the fish lately. Oh and I live in Australia now.

Small drawings of a noisy miner and Indian myna coloured with water colour paint. The noisy miner is grey and the Indian myna is brown/black and a worse drawing. Both have yellow eye patches and beaks

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 8h

I think they were the ones that really cashed in on everyone getting into sea shanties/wellerman during the pandemic

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 12h

Haha I also looked at them! Now I'm thinking bat fish maybe

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 12h

I considered lamprey but can't find a ref I like

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 12h

I can't decide on a fish

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 12h

Planted some peas. Each plant drew 6 inches high, produced one pod, and immediately died. What a harvest.

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 1d

Swimming, baking, looking up the word rhetorical

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 1d

I had this I think but it was so beaten up that almost nothing but the roof remained so I was forced to turn it upside down and pretend it was a boat

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween monotreme!

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 2d

A mock up of the poster for Disney's Lady and the Tramp that reads "Italian gentlemen try to get the ducks to fuck in an alley"

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 2d

By revolting tat I mean poundshop plastic which ok whatever but everyone seems to go for hanging corpses or rotting skeletons.

One house has made a huge web coving their front garden out of rope though and that looks pretty cool

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 2d

While Halloween isn't a huge thing here, I guess it's kind of spring anyway, some houses do decorate for kids trick or treating or parties.
I've noticed people either go Giant Spiders, which is a bit on the nose, or absolutely revolting tat.

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Halloween. My only concession is this pumpkin I bought to make into curry or something next week.

A small pumpkin with green and orange patterned skin. I think it might be a Kent pumpkin variety according to the supermarket.

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 2d

Mysterious headache today but eased by a lovely rainy morning

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 3d

Too many drinks. Still

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 3d

The ratio varies depending on how much I hate myself

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 4d

Barely a beginner but I have got really angry at a plant before

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 4d

This is a really important video from Marcus and is worthy of your time

Every politician stoking this toxic racist environment should be ashamed of themselves

Marcus 👻/ 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 4d

Did a TikTok about the situation x vm.tiktok.com/ZNd3JSGQ3/

me in a yellow hoody and glasses looking at camera sat in my lounge in a still from a TikTok video the caption reads “talk to your friends”

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking about good carnival perverts now

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 4d

No matter how much I try and lock it down I'm always pocket dialing/posting/liking etc. I've accidentally befriended people on FB before and had to style it out more than once.
Just noticed that according to Spotify I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilara's Christmas covers. Sure.

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 4d

You're very good at music quizzes! You know so much!

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 4d

Let's all go to the pub in the sunshine

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 5d

Belated Opah for #SundayFishSketch #OpahDay.

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 6d

They've already ditched it at this point!

Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 6d

Why in this day and age will nobody have an abortion?!

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Sarage @sarahcpjones.bsky.social · 6d

Apologies it was alien fun capsule

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Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule | Coventry Market | ITV

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