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needy and a bit feral ✨ they/them ✨ lesbian ✨ 28

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · Nov 9

hi my name’s jamie and i love thasmin and i will never shut up about getting to read The power of the doctor thasmin scene in front of jodie whittaker herself

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 11h

martha sam samuels’ Head Tilt™️ send post

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 14h

one thing about my smut fics is that there WILL be character development and so much analysis/thought of them throughout like. fuck I love sambert.

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 2d

IT WAS SHFJSHDJDJ literally So gorgeous

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 2d

read a sambert fic so good this morning I contemplated deleting everything I’d ever written for a solid hour but I’ve gotten my head out of my ass now and we are back 👏 in 👏 business 👏

Ten years.
Ten years she'd been fighting to keep herself in check, to bury the
rage that always seemed to simmer just beneath the surface.
And she'd been doing a decent job of it, too. She had her donkey, her
chickens, her house in the middle of goddamn nowhere, and only her
guilt to keep her company.
That is, until she got the call from the prison and her entire world got
turned upside down again.
It always came back to Bert, didn't it? The blonde was a poison, and
even after a decade of opportunity, Sam still hadn't managed to find
an antidote.

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 3d

they’re literally so Oh My God. I’ve already gotten the major spoilers but like it makes watching it even more BARK BARK SCREECH bc I’m like !!!!!! the microexpressions!!! I know what those mean!!!

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 3d

between sambert and thasmin and now agathario (gf has been showing me AAA) my brain is full of nothing but lesbianism LMAO if only I could make my brain Do something with those thoughts and finish a bloody fic 😂😭

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

we need a s2 to find out 😤😤😤🙏

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

LITERALLY my brain is rotted idk how im supposed to do anything rn

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

YES YES CLAWING AGAINST THE BARS OF MY CAGE

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

SAME “for you” fuckin. what if i kms what THEN

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

THEY ARE SO!!!!!

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

sam stealing the painting for bert was logistically so stupid and could have endangered the con and the fact she did it bc she loves bert That Much….

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

they’re insane. clinically. and so am I

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

sam and bert’s matching cherry tattoos (which are inspired by cherry bomb by the runaways, obvs). bert tells sam she has a guy.
also, after they get the tattoos, sam finds him at a bar and beats the shit out of him.

"The one that you were dating for, like, three months?"
Bert shrugged, her nose wrinkling. "Dating is a rather loose term, but
sure."
"And he's just doing this for free?" Sam's eyes narrowed.
Bert sighed. "Okay, I might have blown him."
"Bert!"
"Relax, Sammy, it took like thirty seconds and he was done."
"Ugh." Sam's nose scrunched in disgust.
"Look, it's a free tattoo. What more do you want?"
"For you to not blow your ex-boyfriend."
"C'mon, Sam. Jealousy isn't a good look on you." Bert trailed a finger
down Sam's jawline, tilting her head up to look at her. "He means
nothing to me, Sammy. You know that."

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

thread of sambert thoughts/headcanons bc there is/will be Many.

sam and bert from frauds looking at each other while smiling

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 4d

LITERALLY EXACTLY

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 5d

I am literally gonna jump off a bridge

sam and bert from frauds smiling towards an offscreen character

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 5d

like are you kidding this is a fucking wedding speech scene. look at them.

Jackie Diamond in frauds holding up a wineglass in a “cheers” motion

sam and bert from frauds looking at each other with smiles on their faces

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 6d

#sambert: i love you, i’m sorry

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 6d

THANK YOUUUUUUU 🥹🥰🥹🥰

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 10d

I have made a frauds discord server, if anyone wants to join hmu!!! 🫶

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 10d

#sambert / #frauds: your heart got teeth

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jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 12d

// frauds spoilers

imagine a s2 where sambert are chasing down caitlin and her mum and her mum’s like “what do we do” and caitlin Knows that bert and sam are each other’s weak spots and puts one in danger to draw out the other or smth you know the trope PLEASE hire me suranne

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 12d

WHFJSJFJ thank you 😂😌 @ suranne jones pls hire me to write s2

jamie 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 12d

if you’ve seen the first three you know it! it’s what the pool fight is about and then what sam finds out in the restaurant scene in the beginning of ep 3

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