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Santa In Training
@santaintraining.bsky.social
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In the Santa apprenticeship. I ♥️ 🤖, Picard, science, 🧟‍♂️, 🥷, Cthulhu, Apex Legends, TLOU. he/him/Santa - demi
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 2d
At least it’s a team that’s never won the WS.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 2d
Shit.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 2d
EL MAGO!!!!!!!
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 2d
Let's go El Mago...
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 2d
It’s killing me…
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 3d
But it's dips. Dips you don't mix. If it is on a plate you can mix.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 3d
Separate. Don’t mix them.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
Holy fuck this was really good. Ran might be my favorite alien character ever. Thank you @scalzi.com for such a great read.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
That top is awesome.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
It is far and above the best hummus that has ever existed in my face.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
Wait. There’s a store specifically for hummus‽‽‽ Do they have the white bean stuff that Trader Joe’s stopped carrying and I’m still sad about?
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
Haven’t had matcha in a LONG while. I love the process of making it.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
Cheese is also big for me. Especially with cheddar so sharp it can cut a ghost.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm hungry...
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
The meat looks amazing but for some reason I want to do TERRIBLE things to a baked potato right now.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 4d
Babies are the fucking best. Babies, cute animals, mountains, and snow give me power.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 5d
Something super not good happened tonight. Send love our way.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 6d
It looks like you’re wearing a cloth shirt. Not one of appropriate, Buffalo Bill make.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 6d
It’s been a LOOOOOONG time since my tummy hurt. What did I eat that bothered it?Ive been on a consistent diet for weeks.

Was it the new snack from my favorite coffee place I tried this morning?
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 7d
FINALLY got Plat in Death Stranding 2. Got it in under 190 hours which is 11 hours quicker than both versions of the first game.

I now have 12 Plats total. And each quarter is taken up by a Spider-Man, Last of Us, Horizon, and Death Stranding.

Might go back and get lucky 13 with Ghost of Tsushima.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 9d
LOL!
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 9d
BABY!!!
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 9d
Yeah. It's not a good one.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 11d
I'm so fucking happy for you!
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 12d
Is your house on fire? No?

There is no reason not to.
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Santa In Training @santaintraining.bsky.social · 12d
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