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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊
@sandyjohnson.bsky.social
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I'm a pirate of equally dubious morality and sobriety, a master of self-promotion and self-interest, I have fought a constant and losing battle with my own best tendencies while living the nudist pirate's life. I occasionally post nude photos of myself.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Aug 3
#AI #video #amazing #incredible
Created by @immadsal, the video shows Madeline Salazar walking across a bridge, taking a ride in a wagon and even looking at some cute chickens and a dog on the farm.

Except, none of them are real.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNWM...
I forgot to say "Yeehaw"! πŸ€ πŸ΄πŸ“ Lots of tutorials for these on the way! #aiorreal #ai #generativeai
YouTube video by Madeline Salazar
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
#MesserChups #ChupacabraTwist #surf #surfmusic
Messer Chups -Chupacabra Twist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn_...
Messer Chups -Chupacabra Twist-
YouTube video by MESSER CHUPS-Guitaracula records
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
Pretty sure it was Obama πŸ˜‰
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
Containing a section with small chairs
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
Cheers
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
Sydney Sweeny is an actress and goddess who is modeling jeans in a new series of advertisements by American Eagle clothing. The wingnuts on the right are falsely claiming the left wants to cancel her because they are woke and outraged that a woman with with big boobs is engaged in capitalism.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jul 31
#music #mix #ELO #DontBringMeDown #ShuffleGirls
ELO - Don't Bring Me Down Remix w/ the Beautiful Shuffle Girls. By Randy Hargis.

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ELO - Don't Bring Me Down Remix w/ Beautiful shuffle girls
YouTube video by Randy Hargis
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jun 9
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jun 9
#summer #ticks #advice
It's important to check for ticks EVERYWHERE on your body this summer. Lol
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Jun 1
#Norway #Henningsvær
Henningsvær, Norway
Henningsvær, Norway
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 31
#Komodo #KomodoDragon #eel #ElectricEel #shock
Komodo Dragon gets a shock
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 31
#cat #spider #funny
The rarely seen Spider Cat
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 20
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 5
#SummerTanningTips
Midnight Mystery star June Clyde soaks up the sun underneath a cellophane blanket in 1932.
Midnight Mystery star June Clyde soaks up the sun underneath a cellophane blanket in 1932.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 5
#CincoDeMayo #CincoDeMayo2025
Happy Sinko de Mayo
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 4
#StarWarsDay #nudism #nudity #StarWars #nonsexualnudity
Happy Star Wars Day
Nudist on beach with a star wars scene
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 4
#cats #ducks #love #SundayVibes
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 4
#StarWarsDay
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · May 3
#WorldNakedGardeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity
World Naked Gardening Day
World Naked Gardening Day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 30
#nudism #nudist #spring #flowers #nonsexualnudity
I planted some flowers and suddenly it was Spring
Male nudist standing next to flowers
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 30
#cruise #Carnival #fight #melee #April2025
24 people have been banned from Carnival Cruise Line after a massive brawl broke out when the ship docked in Galveston, Texas over the weekend.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 29
#poetry
Joy Sullivan, β€œWant", Instructions for Traveling West
Joy Sullivan, β€œWant", Instructions for Traveling West
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 29
#Florida #alligator #capture
Florida man Mike Dragich, a licensed alligator trapper, took on a massive 10-foot alligator along I-95 in Jacksonville on Sunday, 04/27/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 28
#boating #watersports #wild
Not so smooth boating
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 26
#NationalPoolOpeningDay #PoolOpeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity
Today is National Pool Opening Day
Nude in pool on National Pool Opening Day
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