Sam the Aspiring Bionic
@samwisethegoat.bsky.social
He/It, Married (T4T🏳️⚧️✨)
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
It's healing well! But I've got to get a urine test due to a likely UTI. C'est la vie.
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's healing well! But I've got to get a urine test due to a likely UTI. C'est la vie.
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
Tried a Carolina reaper pepper last night. I'm... Not having a very good time, on the toilet.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Tried a Carolina reaper pepper last night. I'm... Not having a very good time, on the toilet.
My divisive opinion is that I will never not be creeped out by people pretending to be their pets on social media.
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My divisive opinion is that I will never not be creeped out by people pretending to be their pets on social media.
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
In case y'all forgot.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
In case y'all forgot.
Y'all, my wife is the best. I just love her so much. This silly lil guy is the luckiest.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Y'all, my wife is the best. I just love her so much. This silly lil guy is the luckiest.
If you see this skeet, do it too! ✨
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
If you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: She / Her
Height: 5’8.5
Shoe: 7.5 / 8
Zodiac: Cancer (a July one .. were the worst 😂)
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: 5
Fav Drinks: Skinny Vanilla latte, vanilla chai, Ceylon, vodka slimline tonic
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: She / Her
Height: 5’8.5
Shoe: 7.5 / 8
Zodiac: Cancer (a July one .. were the worst 😂)
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: 5
Fav Drinks: Skinny Vanilla latte, vanilla chai, Ceylon, vodka slimline tonic
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you see this skeet, do it too! ✨
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
I'm recovering from a major surgery and haven't moved a whole lot over the last month. It's okay to be exhausted from running errands.
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm recovering from a major surgery and haven't moved a whole lot over the last month. It's okay to be exhausted from running errands.
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
Y'all depressed? I'm depressed.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Y'all depressed? I'm depressed.
While my arm is all tubed up, I'm not confident in offering my services as an electrologist. So I'm a freelancer. And I just sent out my first freelance photography quote to do some group photos and headshots for a local university, for a 26 Nov shoot. That's pretty cool.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
While my arm is all tubed up, I'm not confident in offering my services as an electrologist. So I'm a freelancer. And I just sent out my first freelance photography quote to do some group photos and headshots for a local university, for a 26 Nov shoot. That's pretty cool.
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
Just got around to starting Hades. Not recommended as a game to play while you've got a migraine, but absolutely recommended otherwise.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just got around to starting Hades. Not recommended as a game to play while you've got a migraine, but absolutely recommended otherwise.
And I can't take meds because I need my liver "clean" for blood work tomorrow. My ALT level was about double the average, the week before my surgery. Gotta talk to my Hausarzt about that.
This is life in your 30s.
This is life in your 30s.
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And I can't take meds because I need my liver "clean" for blood work tomorrow. My ALT level was about double the average, the week before my surgery. Gotta talk to my Hausarzt about that.
This is life in your 30s.
This is life in your 30s.
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?
This is going well.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This is going well.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
/s
Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
/s
Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
/s
Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
/s
Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
they should let luigi out so he can go back to doing what he loved
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
they should let luigi out so he can go back to doing what he loved
Petting two cats at once: A guide
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Petting two cats at once: A guide
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
It’s hard for me to say that I need financial help, but I truly do 😅❤️
It means the world to me :)
It means the world to me :)
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s hard for me to say that I need financial help, but I truly do 😅❤️
It means the world to me :)
It means the world to me :)
It's a cold Sunday afternoon, and everybody (wife, me, and our two cats) is hanging out in the bed. Life's not bad.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It's a cold Sunday afternoon, and everybody (wife, me, and our two cats) is hanging out in the bed. Life's not bad.
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
Both of these two.
Both of these two.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
Both of these two.
Both of these two.
Being naked all the time, and apologizing to no one for your stinky farts.
the best thing about living on your own is
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Being naked all the time, and apologizing to no one for your stinky farts.
Ooh, me too! Me too!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Ooh, me too! Me too!
One arm is still healing from having been broken at the shoulder this summer. The other has a tube surgically installed in (and sticking out of) the forearm. In all, I have net 1 fully functional arm. This is not very helpful. Luckily, I can play video games and crochet, still.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One arm is still healing from having been broken at the shoulder this summer. The other has a tube surgically installed in (and sticking out of) the forearm. In all, I have net 1 fully functional arm. This is not very helpful. Luckily, I can play video games and crochet, still.
I legit did this. My mom came to visit after ~5 months on T and I'd recently had top surgery. She said "are you okay, baby? Your voice is a little hoarse."
I'm like "mom. I have no tiddies. I'm trans masc."
She was like 😱 "Wow! Okay!" Asked when I knew, when I started, etc. then hugged me.
I'm like "mom. I have no tiddies. I'm trans masc."
She was like 😱 "Wow! Okay!" Asked when I knew, when I started, etc. then hugged me.
Ok nah, but what if I like waited and it was an even bigger suprise 🥰🤤💖
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I legit did this. My mom came to visit after ~5 months on T and I'd recently had top surgery. She said "are you okay, baby? Your voice is a little hoarse."
I'm like "mom. I have no tiddies. I'm trans masc."
She was like 😱 "Wow! Okay!" Asked when I knew, when I started, etc. then hugged me.
I'm like "mom. I have no tiddies. I'm trans masc."
She was like 😱 "Wow! Okay!" Asked when I knew, when I started, etc. then hugged me.