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Sammy Obeid

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Math-comic, former teacher. Tour: Prague 10/15, Vienna 10/16, Munich 10/17, Zurich 10/18, Paris 10/19, Brussels 10/21, Geneva 10/22, Milan 10/23, Rome 10/25, Athens 10/27, Cyprus 10/28-29, Beirut 10/30, Amman 11/1 & more...🔗 www.sammyko.com

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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jul 26

Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jul 8

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jul 3

Deport them.

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jul 1

Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 26

Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 18

War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.

Trump reading the Epstein files is.

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Jun 5

Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · May 26

Done until then

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · May 17

This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · May 16

My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · May 6

Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · May 3

If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic

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COMEDIAN DESTROYS FRENCH POLITICS

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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 23

Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 23

“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements”
-American Idiot

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 21

Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 18

“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?”
My response:

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 15

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And injustice everywhere means we really f’d up somewhere

Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · Apr 12

Paris! We added a show Monday!