Sammmy
@sammmystern.bsky.social
2x cult leader, if you even care
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Sammmy
@sammmystern.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Good morning I’m Sammmy
I like:
🐙Baldur’s Gate 3
🐺Sekiro
🐺The Witcher 3
🌀Alan Wake
✨Elden Ring
👹DOOM
🤼♂️WWF No Mercy
🖖Star Trek
🧙♂️Lord of the Rings
💨Steam Deck
🇯🇵Sumo
🥊Boxing
🔥Dark Souls
🚀Mass Effect
🃏Balatro
⚔️Kurosawa films
🦖Godzilla
🟢Green Lantern
🕷️Spider-Man
📜Elder Scrolls
🐉Dragon’s Dogma
☕️Mugs
I like:
🐙Baldur’s Gate 3
🐺Sekiro
🐺The Witcher 3
🌀Alan Wake
✨Elden Ring
👹DOOM
🤼♂️WWF No Mercy
🖖Star Trek
🧙♂️Lord of the Rings
💨Steam Deck
🇯🇵Sumo
🥊Boxing
🔥Dark Souls
🚀Mass Effect
🃏Balatro
⚔️Kurosawa films
🦖Godzilla
🟢Green Lantern
🕷️Spider-Man
📜Elder Scrolls
🐉Dragon’s Dogma
☕️Mugs
Am I to understand that literally every award winning game from last night was on Game Pass day one? 👁️
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Am I to understand that literally every award winning game from last night was on Game Pass day one? 👁️
OFFICIAL TGA GRADES:
Resident Evil 9: Requiem A+
Phantom Blade Zero: A+
Control Resonant: A+
Exodus: A+
Divinity: A
Ace Combat 8: A
Bradley the Badger: A-
Coven of the Chicken Foot: B
Decrepit: B
Ontos: B
Pragmata: B
Warlock: B-
The Free Shepherd: B-
Audiomech: B-
Resident Evil 9: Requiem A+
Phantom Blade Zero: A+
Control Resonant: A+
Exodus: A+
Divinity: A
Ace Combat 8: A
Bradley the Badger: A-
Coven of the Chicken Foot: B
Decrepit: B
Ontos: B
Pragmata: B
Warlock: B-
The Free Shepherd: B-
Audiomech: B-
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
OFFICIAL TGA GRADES:
Resident Evil 9: Requiem A+
Phantom Blade Zero: A+
Control Resonant: A+
Exodus: A+
Divinity: A
Ace Combat 8: A
Bradley the Badger: A-
Coven of the Chicken Foot: B
Decrepit: B
Ontos: B
Pragmata: B
Warlock: B-
The Free Shepherd: B-
Audiomech: B-
Resident Evil 9: Requiem A+
Phantom Blade Zero: A+
Control Resonant: A+
Exodus: A+
Divinity: A
Ace Combat 8: A
Bradley the Badger: A-
Coven of the Chicken Foot: B
Decrepit: B
Ontos: B
Pragmata: B
Warlock: B-
The Free Shepherd: B-
Audiomech: B-
Well I guess it’s time to open this thing… the X button on my ps5 controller has ceased functions 😭
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well I guess it’s time to open this thing… the X button on my ps5 controller has ceased functions 😭
I just found one of those prepaid gift card credit card thingies in a random closet and it has FIFTY BUCKS ON IT LETS GOOOO
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just found one of those prepaid gift card credit card thingies in a random closet and it has FIFTY BUCKS ON IT LETS GOOOO
YouTube got a whole ass dossier on me 😭
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
YouTube got a whole ass dossier on me 😭
Anyone who enjoys winter is a moron
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Anyone who enjoys winter is a moron
My year on Xbox!
So far, anyway…👁️
So far, anyway…👁️
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My year on Xbox!
So far, anyway…👁️
So far, anyway…👁️
Guess who finally registered his car after three years of living in Connecticut 💀💀💀
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Guess who finally registered his car after three years of living in Connecticut 💀💀💀
Gear up for your next mission 🐍
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My PlayStation wrapped thingy:
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My PlayStation wrapped thingy:
Contemptible buffoonish morons: PiNEaPPlE bElOnGs oN piZZa
Smart handsome brilliant stud muffin alphas: CLAMS belong on pizza
Smart handsome brilliant stud muffin alphas: CLAMS belong on pizza
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Contemptible buffoonish morons: PiNEaPPlE bElOnGs oN piZZa
Smart handsome brilliant stud muffin alphas: CLAMS belong on pizza
Smart handsome brilliant stud muffin alphas: CLAMS belong on pizza
Many people are asking whether aged Gouda is my favorite cheese
I’m not saying it isn’t
I’m not saying it isn’t
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Many people are asking whether aged Gouda is my favorite cheese
I’m not saying it isn’t
I’m not saying it isn’t
I am smarter than everyone else
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am smarter than everyone else
Finished Resident Evil 5 and both DLCs with @kerron.bsky.social
My least favorite RE game so far, but still really fun to play with a friend!
Funny enough both DLCs were significantly better than the game itself and for completely different reasons
Also Chris punches a boulder
7.5/10
My least favorite RE game so far, but still really fun to play with a friend!
Funny enough both DLCs were significantly better than the game itself and for completely different reasons
Also Chris punches a boulder
7.5/10
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Finished Resident Evil 5 and both DLCs with @kerron.bsky.social
My least favorite RE game so far, but still really fun to play with a friend!
Funny enough both DLCs were significantly better than the game itself and for completely different reasons
Also Chris punches a boulder
7.5/10
My least favorite RE game so far, but still really fun to play with a friend!
Funny enough both DLCs were significantly better than the game itself and for completely different reasons
Also Chris punches a boulder
7.5/10
Fable II✅
To say I love Fable would be a massive understatement.
I’m not sure there’s any IP that is more cozy for me.
The whimsy, the humor, the darkness, the choice and consequence all just unbelievably top notch 😭
Took ~18 hours— if you haven’t played these games you are missing out
To say I love Fable would be a massive understatement.
I’m not sure there’s any IP that is more cozy for me.
The whimsy, the humor, the darkness, the choice and consequence all just unbelievably top notch 😭
Took ~18 hours— if you haven’t played these games you are missing out
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fable II✅
To say I love Fable would be a massive understatement.
I’m not sure there’s any IP that is more cozy for me.
The whimsy, the humor, the darkness, the choice and consequence all just unbelievably top notch 😭
Took ~18 hours— if you haven’t played these games you are missing out
To say I love Fable would be a massive understatement.
I’m not sure there’s any IP that is more cozy for me.
The whimsy, the humor, the darkness, the choice and consequence all just unbelievably top notch 😭
Took ~18 hours— if you haven’t played these games you are missing out
Imagine thinking I would just *allow you to abandon me* 💀💀💀💀💀
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Imagine thinking I would just *allow you to abandon me* 💀💀💀💀💀
Just finished Halo 3: ODST in a single sitting with @kerron.bsky.social and @arrontk.bsky.social 😭
Absolutely loved it. Almost as much as I love them. 😭😭
Absolutely loved it. Almost as much as I love them. 😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just finished Halo 3: ODST in a single sitting with @kerron.bsky.social and @arrontk.bsky.social 😭
Absolutely loved it. Almost as much as I love them. 😭😭
Absolutely loved it. Almost as much as I love them. 😭😭
Reposted by Sammmy
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Finally another intelligent lifeform
I'm not going to lie, Nintendo just isnt hitting the same for me anymore and that makes me saaaad. I look at their releases and I'm just sat there uninspired with a whelmed feeling. Mario Kart world bored me, I streamed bananza and got bored too, then pokemon za just took all my wind.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finally another intelligent lifeform
There is seriously nothing like getting home after a long time away
Vacation was fun but holy hell did I miss my home 😭
Vacation was fun but holy hell did I miss my home 😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There is seriously nothing like getting home after a long time away
Vacation was fun but holy hell did I miss my home 😭
Vacation was fun but holy hell did I miss my home 😭
This is Arron Kerron and me
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is Arron Kerron and me
Am I about to play Morrowind again?
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Am I about to play Morrowind again?