Sam Kebede
@samkebede.bsky.social
Writer/Comedian in NYC
Former favorite child (for my parent’s reasoning, please see first line)
Former favorite child (for my parent’s reasoning, please see first line)
After reviewing the lyrics to Somebody That I Used to Know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I did in fact have to cut you off
January 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
After reviewing the lyrics to Somebody That I Used to Know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I did in fact have to cut you off
Then Alexander wept, for there were no more free NYT puzzles to conquer
January 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Then Alexander wept, for there were no more free NYT puzzles to conquer
Airlines: “In the case of a water landing, please leave your luggage onboard”
Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport
Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport
December 27, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Airlines: “In the case of a water landing, please leave your luggage onboard”
Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport
Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport
Not sure what it says about me, but any time someone yells “hey a**hole” I turn around.
I mean, I do. But like, shut up
I mean, I do. But like, shut up
December 24, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Not sure what it says about me, but any time someone yells “hey a**hole” I turn around.
I mean, I do. But like, shut up
I mean, I do. But like, shut up
International customs officers: Do you have anything to declare?
Me: I had a really great time!
Me: I had a really great time!
December 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
International customs officers: Do you have anything to declare?
Me: I had a really great time!
Me: I had a really great time!
Reposted by Sam Kebede
There are two types of comics:
1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture
2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture
#comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled
1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture
2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture
#comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled
December 7, 2024 at 6:38 AM
There are two types of comics:
1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture
2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture
#comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled
1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture
2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture
#comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled
Based on his workout routine, unrelenting work schedule, and a lack of desire to wear anything else; I believe the song is correct. Batman smells
#JingleBells
#JingleBells
December 6, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Based on his workout routine, unrelenting work schedule, and a lack of desire to wear anything else; I believe the song is correct. Batman smells
#JingleBells
#JingleBells
English punctuation is oddly lewd. Colon, Period, Pound. And we all know the asterisk looks like a butthole
#comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor
#comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor
November 29, 2024 at 9:06 AM
English punctuation is oddly lewd. Colon, Period, Pound. And we all know the asterisk looks like a butthole
#comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor
#comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor
My girlfriend said she’s pregnant
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pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it
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pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it
November 28, 2024 at 4:55 AM
My girlfriend said she’s pregnant
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pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it
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pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it
A Christmas Carol and Wizard of Oz are the same story, and I cannot be convinced otherwise
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
A Christmas Carol and Wizard of Oz are the same story, and I cannot be convinced otherwise
As an African who is kind of hungry, I can tell you it’s okay if you don’t finish your food
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM
As an African who is kind of hungry, I can tell you it’s okay if you don’t finish your food
The Apollo space mission. The big mission to send people to the MOON was named after the god of the SUN. Another example why you always need an artsy kid on the group project
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The Apollo space mission. The big mission to send people to the MOON was named after the god of the SUN. Another example why you always need an artsy kid on the group project
It’s hilarious to me that two of Jesus’s disciples were named Judas. “No, yeah, I’m the other Judas who was friends with Him. I’M NOT LYING!”
November 20, 2024 at 5:18 PM
It’s hilarious to me that two of Jesus’s disciples were named Judas. “No, yeah, I’m the other Judas who was friends with Him. I’M NOT LYING!”
The others beat me to gmail, instagram, and twitter. But I’m proud to say I’m the first Sam Kebede on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The others beat me to gmail, instagram, and twitter. But I’m proud to say I’m the first Sam Kebede on Bluesky