sami sage
@samisagesays.bsky.social
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🏝️out of touch coastal elite 🫶🏼cofounder of Betches Media & Betches News 📚author of NYT bestseller Democracy in Retrograde 🎙️host of Morning Announcements
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they worried about a tan suit, it's all a performance
Absent any leadership (elected or not) offering a concrete plan to rally around, the benefit of No Kings lies in all of us simply seeing how many people feel the same way
The handwringing over the point of No Kings is so defeatist

America has such a deficit of civic engagement that yes, this is meaningful

No, it's not legislatively or electorally meaningful... because we're so far beyond any governing scenario where it could be
Remember when Howard Dean guffawed
While we're talking about Stephen Miller, may I call attention to his valley girl accent? You won't be able to unhear it
At least not until they purge all those people on the grounds discussed today
Something I’ve been thinking about
Whenever someone asks if we'll have legitimate elections in 2026 I think of those math problems like "two trains are heading south, one at 30mph and the other at 100mph, which will arrive at the destination first?" where the slow train is democratic guardrails & the fast one is the Trump admin
Looking forward to the stock market opening tomorrow and we, the normie public, get to find out one little clue about our president’s health status and whether his maybe-stroke is an open secret or not
It’s upsetting how many bangers he has
Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft excel
I have an embarrassingly large catalog of Trump quotes in my head and let me just say, that man has never once let a single synapse approach the remote possibility that he would go to hell or heaven to answer for his life… he either got a bad prognosis or a threat from Putin
Can the Holocaust sue Candace Owens for defamation too
Imagine if your boss closed your office for the rest of the week to prevent the release of information about history's most famous pedophile. That's what the Speaker of the House is doing.
Now would be a great time for Barack Obama to serve Donald Trump with a defamation suit for calling him a traitor
I need Andy and a camera on Shari Redstone after last night's South Park
Republicans in Congress could make this all stop at any time but instead the Speaker started summer vacation early rather than expose the elite sex trafficking ring that they've been OBSESSED WITH EXPOSING FOR AN ENTIRE DECADE... wtf is up with that
he was out of Bear Stearns like 2 decades before they crashed
Do any of the FBI agents who spent hours scrubbing the Epstein files of Trump's name have anything to share with the class?