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Max- I mean Sam! Freelance Police! | Layout by Kiku | Icon art by Novumave | Disclaimer: Experimental Muse! Expect mistakes.

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Mar 12

An RP account of Sam from Sam and Max: Freelance Police!

- Experimental Muse for writer

- Learning the Character as I write

- NSFW/Dark themes are fine. No lewd.

- Open for MVRP! Most familiar with UTRP

Every 10th repost is free! As well as all the other ones.

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 18

-his gun if you’re too shy to write a letter!

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 18

Sam has set up a table outside the locked police station of Hometown. On it sits a box labeled “CRIME IN”

Beside it is a trash bin labeled “CRIME OUT”

This shining example of Bureaucracy seems to be a grassroots way of accepting new cases!

You could also talk to the 6 FT tall dog playing with-

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 15

“It’s good to know that even criminals have decent LGBTQ+ representation.”

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🎪˗ˏˋ 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 ˎˊ˗🎠 [Home] @discardedimp.bsky.social · Jul 15

“Do crime, do crime! Be gay, gay!”

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 12

// This is how the forgotten man speaks—

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 12

- have to pilfer the gun lockers later. Suppose I should introduce myself to the fine denizens of Hometown, and if the suns still out, the scummy denizens as well!”

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 12

There’s a Desoto burning rubber all the way too the police station in Hometown!

Out steps Sam, Freelance Police and soon to be Substitute Police Chief of Hometown!

Well, at least as soon as Sam can figure out the door.

“Hello? Police! Open up!”

The curtains close…

“Sorry Betsy, guess we’ll-

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Mar 18

youtu.be/n8m0FZvI5Rg?...

//love this intro. Music is so good

Sam & Max Season 3 Intro

YouTube video by galland101

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 11

// If Sam ends up in Hometown.

Keep Noelle off the streets.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jul 11

“Substitute Police Chief needed…

At least 20 years of relevant punk-busting experience…

Ability to bench press trucks preferred…

I don’t know Max… seems a little too normal for us. Are you sure the-“

Sam cuts himself off, eyes darting to reread the paper ad.

“Complementary donuts every Friday?”

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Jun 24

// Long time no see.

Fair warning to my followers. I will probably be interacting with Deltarune accounts since its my main hyperfixation and also I think the worlds are somewhat compatible.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// Still think my favorite antagonist so far is Anton Papierwaite

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// THATS what makes it even better because he’s going to stress over that red herring.

“It’s not that…”

𝙶𝚘 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢, 𝙶𝚘! @evilgreenape.bsky.social · May 16

🧠//MONKE.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// Same voice actor! youtu.be/NBBqDWq4gfY?...

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⬩ THE FOLLOWER @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social · Apr 22

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⌜ Ah - Ah ! ⌟
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#parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #SFWRP #NSFWRP #MVRP

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// Poker Night has some of my favorite Sam and Max dialogue

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · Mar 20

Reminds me of this interaction. (Also canon)

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// Same voice actor! youtu.be/NBBqDWq4gfY?...

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

// Very sorry to that Mojo JoJo who will have to deal with Sam wondering where he knows him from.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

- We should hit the streets until we find disenfranchised citizens to enfranchise; or at least until we build up enough mileage to cover rent this month.”

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 16

“Now just hold on to your badge Max! You might just have the right idea!”

Looking out past the Max shaped imprint and out to the busy city streets.

“If I know this city, the hive of scum and villainy that it is, then there must be someone out there deserving of some good old Freelance Justice!-

Sƙυʅʅ Kιԃ @strawhat-trickster.bsky.social · May 8

"Not needed? us? I doubt it! there's gotta be SOMEONE looking for our help!"

*He faceplants to the window, looking for anything.... ANYTHING that they could help with... Aside from an old lady struggling to cross the street, nothing.*

"Welp, I searched the whole place, I've got nothing."

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 8

“I notice people only tend to talk to us when they need something; like tracking down relics of great power or to stop touching the displays.

Considering the phone is about as dead as the career of a poorly aged child star I fear the Freelance Police might not be needed!”

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 15

// I finally have time to write so expect some rps tonight!!!

Sam is a very difficult for me to write but I will try to be here! Try and shake off some of that hesitation.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 8

// The Majima Clones became sentient.

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PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · Jan 31

𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿𝘀.

#PLAYSTATIONRP #MVRP #BLUESKYRP #RPBLUESKY #PARODYRP

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 8

// Also hi Bluesky! I’m mostly on my Undertale accounts but want to venture out into new verses.

I’m chill with pretty much anything and admittedly pretty bad at tagging people (TL RP save me)

No writer tag but you might know me as Thorn mun.

Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · May 8

//funny because I actually played the Sam and Max games using the streaming function on Playstation