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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Same

Rigmil @rigmil.bsky.social · Jan 26

This is where I stand!

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 2h

Cuomo's such a slimeball. And desperate. Reeeeeally reaching here

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 11d

Yep. They *really* need to curb their reliance on polls and focus groups to tell them who they are and what they care deeply about.

Authenticity is easy to spot. Inauthenticity is even easier.

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 11d

So, chill on the poll testing and focus groups, Dems.

It's so obvious when politicians do that anyway.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 11d

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Truly earned even

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

*only when they're on the team

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Yeah... I keep far away from doods like that. Too fifi for me... worshipping and weird god'y stuff.

But yeah... you're all to correct. Scary how many men *and* women wouldn't mind some theocratic extremism to impose on the rest of us. (As if they wouldn't live to regret it later)

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Awww Elise is in with the young Nazis?? I love that for her! Peas in pods. Peanut butter and Nazi jelly. It's meant to be.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

He is so reckless and confident, I don't see how he doesn't re-offend. That day'll be hilarious

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

That's delicious!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal.

Awwww!

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

That's Trump. Credit for all, responsibility for nothing. Great work, if one can get it!

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Same reason Trump does anything. He's a shameless pos.. bottomless pit of need. All deliciously coupled with absolute immunity to shame and not one iota of self reflection. If one single human can possess every single bad, rotten trait, he's done it without effort.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Same with hang gliders n whirlybirds. Totally laugh at traffic.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Any and all federal agencies on Bluesky. They're all corrupted and FUBARed till, fingers 🤞... Jan '29

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

And miss all the lies and propaganda?! Well, no Earthling can ignore most of it. It's seeps in like the fog on... The Fog.
Unrelenting. Unstoppable. B. S.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

That guy and anonymity just doesn't feel possible. Plus, he needs a new crop of victims... So much stealing and scamming to commence!

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 12d

Santos isn’t going to do the wise thing and gratefully fuck off into circumspect obscurity, is he? He’s going to be annoying us forever. I bet he gets a Fox show.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Lol no. Jesus never dm'd me. Not yet, anyway ! 🤞

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Transfer to Mars robots?? Pleeez?!

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Surprised Duncan Hunter made the list. I'm shocked the "Hunter" didn't disqualify him. Trump's usually dumb like that.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Snowflakes, all of'em

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

He totally does. Told me in a dm.
Makes him ...and I wanna quote him correctly... "show them what your boy's like when he doesn't turn the other cheek."

Guy's kinda scary!

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

But but but.. he had 'his own Vietnam' remember? Dodging STD's like a ninja fending off a pack of yucks. Takes a lotta Epstein's girls to make a guy bob n weave crabs n nasties like a human Galaga game. His superpower = 100% shame immunity & cartoonish hypocrisy ability.

Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Such a drag we have the worst human since Adolf trying to assume absolute power. Worse, his party assisting him. Nothing to thwart him.

I did Nazi this comin' 11 short years ago. The structure seemed sound. Failed to see its foundational frailties and reliance on 'norms'. Such naïveté.

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Is it wrong to hope for an aneurysm?? Just a teeny hopey hope??

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Michael Myers @salt1nurwound.bsky.social · 12d

Whatever happened to Georgia? Where Fanny Willis monumentally screwed the pooch regarding all those prosecutions. I assume that's dead in the water... for every defendant?

Damn you Fanny! All she had to do was not screw her lead attorney... but NOOOOOO

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